Bio-mechan1cal - Biomechanical

I couldn’t reboot it for some reason

Performative feminism is a most annoying aspect of our times.

#me watching a criminal justice major who wants to be a cop use chatgpt for her assignments

#not that being a cop is inherently a good thing anyways but using AI to do your writing assignments about if someone should be imprisoned or sent to get professional help is perhaps even worse

"i don't care if they make their whole way though uni with chatgpt" i think you guys are so internetpilled that you have forgotten there are actual jobs out there that require people to know what they are doing in any way possible or else people die

Frequently thinking about the Junji Ito reference my neuroscience professor made during class when talking about auditory systems....

"why do you smoke??? just take edibles lol" so im sorry if you've never experienced or heard of this phenomenon but edibles dont work for everybody. from 10mg to 100mg to 200mg, i have never, ever gotten high off of something i've eaten. it isn't a matter of tolerance, i get high from any other method of intake, except eaten edibles. some sources say this has to do with your body weight, but seeing as i've been under 180 for all of my life, i can assume that's less of an issue. another huge factor is just how your body metabolizes drugs. the short of it is, your body's genetics may affect the way your digestive system produces enzymes, which will affect how quickly THC is metabolized into 11-Hydroxy-THC. if your body doesn't properly convert THC into 11-Hydroxy-THC, you will experience less or even no effects from edible cannabis.

Hey kid you want a job?

Great get online and go to a job board. Indeed, Linkedin whatever. Now you're gonna search for a role that's in your city, fits your qualifications, and doesn't seem like a bad time.

See that easy apply button? Don't hit it they just throw those in the trash. Now you're gonna want to go to the company's website and check their careers page.

Oh? That job doesn't exist anymore. Cool go back to the job board and find another one.

Great you found another job, you're on the company's career page and the job exists!! So you're going to need to make an account on the career page website. They're using Workday, the same site as the last job you applied for? Who cares? You need to make another account for THIS job's workday page.

Now you're going to upload your resume. That'll autopopulate about 15 boxes with everything on your resume, except formatted wrong and with tons of errors. So just go through and painstakingly check the dates on all of that and rewrite everything you already laid out in an aesthetically pleasing format on your resume.

Ok time for the cover letter, explain why this specific job and company are deeply important to you. You love their mission statement and wouldn't even laugh if their ceo was gunned down in the street. You'll really want to reiterate the things you just spent the last 20 minutes filling out on the resume section

(Remember to include language from the job description, people who work in HR are lower than dogs and they need patterns or they get confused.) Write about a page, but hey don't sound too desperate or robotic this is where they judge your character!

Maybe add your portfolio site at the end here, who knows if that helps no one has ever clicked mine haha.

Anywayyy time to hit apply! Congrats! You'll see that confirmation email come in and you should be getting the rejection letter in about 2 weeks. Unfortunately your resume didn't have the right buzzwords and the AI auto rejected you :(

Time to start again and try not to kill yourself!

every person ive ever suggested to that going through your partners phone not only invades their privacy but also the privacy of all the people who have possibly texted very personal things to them have acted like they genuinely never thought of that before