Birbsforkirbs - Breezu

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard but I AM

This part makes me lose my Marbles

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phoenix: the defense is ready, your honor

edgeworth: the prosecution has been ready for a while, your honor

phoenix:

Phoenix: This envelope contains the inheritance my uncle left me. He died a year ago. He was so rich he had a whole room in his house just to eat in.

Edgeworth: …Like a dining room?

Phoenix: Yeah, but in Paris.

Maya: Oh, dang.

Phoenix: Now just because I’m definitely rich now doesn’t mean I’m gonna forget my roots. You all get something, so fire away.

Pearl: Mr. Nick, your friendship is gift enough for me.

Maya: Forget friendship. I want a fancy new boat.

Phoenix: All right, Maya gets a boat.

Edgeworth: …I’d like a new sports car.

Phoenix: Come on, you can be honest.

Edgeworth: I want old expensive books. I’ll send you a list.

first of all how dare you…

be so perfect

Man, I know it ain't much but I beat my highscore last night ;-;

Could've done better with more time though...