Birbsforkirbs - Breezu

By @kenziecoffman and Theo the Cat

Phoenix Wright cooldown doodle

Touhou 17 SOON.

ジャスティス漫画※ネタバレ有り (spoilers for case 5)

ジャスティス漫画※ネタバレ有り

A comic about justice. 

I know that officially Doctor Mario is just Mario dressed as a doctor, but I choose to believe that he’s Mario from an alternate timeline because it’s the option that lends itself to shenanigans.

Doctor Mario: Welp gotta head home. It’s our anniversary tomorrow and we’ve got an early flight to Delfino we have to catch

Mario:

Doctor Mario: Y’know most people follow that up with a little, ‘hey, happy anniversary’ or-

Mario: You’re married??

Doctor Mario:

Doctor Mario: You’re not????

Mario: No!! Who are you married to?????

Doctor Mario: To Tony!!!

Mario:

Doctor Mario:

Mario: WHO’S TONY??????

Doctor Mario: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ‘WHO’S TONY’???????????

Avengers: Endgame writer explains why the Thanos’ butt theory wouldn’t work

 “Thanos could take a punch from the Hulk, we’ve seen that. And it stands to reason his whole body is at least as strong as that,” Markus explains. “If Ant-Man expanded, he would be simply crushed against the immovable walls of Thanos’ mighty rectum.”

― Christopher Markus, screenwriter