Feel Good Friday

Phoenix Wright cooldown doodle

Area 51 raid

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Phoenix: This envelope contains the inheritance my uncle left me. He died a year ago. He was so rich he had a whole room in his house just to eat in.

Edgeworth: …Like a dining room?

Phoenix: Yeah, but in Paris.

Maya: Oh, dang.

Phoenix: Now just because I’m definitely rich now doesn’t mean I’m gonna forget my roots. You all get something, so fire away.

Pearl: Mr. Nick, your friendship is gift enough for me.

Maya: Forget friendship. I want a fancy new boat.

Phoenix: All right, Maya gets a boat.

Edgeworth: …I’d like a new sports car.

Phoenix: Come on, you can be honest.

Edgeworth: I want old expensive books. I’ll send you a list.

presented without commentary

me: *casually taking a bath*

my brain: hey you know what

me: oh no

my brain: imagine a very tired miles edgeworth after a trial–

me: be quiet

my brain: and he’s too exhausted to the point that he couldn’t think clearly

me: SHHHHHHH–

my brain: so his mind is on autopilot with everything and anyone he’d interact with

me: YOU BETTER STOP

my brain: and then there’s phoenix wright–

me: *internal screaming*

Larry (working at a car dealership): Good credit, bad credit, no credit, no problem. Are you dead? Fuck it; ghost credit!

Mia: I’m gonna buy a Subaru!