Birbsforkirbs - Breezu

Torn between the person they wanted to be as a child, and the person they are now want to be.

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Luigi: If you’re having trouble sleeping clap your hands.

Luigi: 👏 👏

Luigi: If you’re having trouble sleeping clap your hands.

Luigi: 👏 👏

Luigi: If you’re having trouble sleeping and you really feel like weeping cause you can’t stop fucking thinking clap your hands.

Luigi: 👏 👏

Luigi: *screams into a jar*

Luigi: *closes jar* Everything’s fine.

IM SO!!! HYPED FOR HIM!!!

Phoenix: I love you the most.

Maya: No, I love you the most.

Phoenix: You know what this means?

*Both of them slam their hands on the table, then point at each other*

Phoenix and Maya, at the same time: One of us is a damn liar!

“I asked my housemate to look after my plants whilst I’m away for the next couple of weeks. He sent me these.”