Birbsforkirbs - Breezu

Phoenix: I love you the most.

Maya: No, I love you the most.

Phoenix: You know what this means?

*Both of them slam their hands on the table, then point at each other*

Phoenix and Maya, at the same time: One of us is a damn liar!

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Ever since seeing the new trailer with BOTW2, I got deep into the hydrated Ganondorf pool :3

In an AU where the trio work together TwT Which is mostly unlikely but one can drea

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Area 51 raid

Birdo: I love murder mysteries!

Yoshi, trying to impress him: I’ve been a suspect in, like, four murder cases.

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