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the stage right before crowning is the hottest part of birth to me- the head resting heavily in the birth canal, just beginning to spread the birther's entrance, stretching them inside like they've never been stretched before. and the shoulders are entering the cervix, so they're basically stretched all the way up into their womb......

Literally the most basic hand drawn sketch of a swollen belly is hotter than 100 AI renderings.

AI doesn't know how to add the horny.

why is the mpreg tag so clogged with ai… i thought it was a joke i thought we were actually making weird unconventional art again why are you generating this man instead of lovingly rendering him pregnant by HAND. this is ridiculous!!! i’ll have to fix this myself

Birth Fetish Blogs

I know there’s a post going around about pregnancy fetish blogs and there’s probably already one for a birth fetish as well. However, if you have a birth fetish blog please reblog this post. I’m looking for new blogs to follow.

still thinking about those EGGS

Three hours ago your belly was flat. Now, you find yourself walking, waiting, dreading. What will happen next? The creature(s?) shift, pressing against your hips. 911 has been busy for hours. No doubt other people, calling, screaming, begging.

Gravity doesn't lie. The pull downwards doesn't not stop. Labor is active and you match a scream you hear down the hall, hoping what is inside you will spare your life. As it thrashes, you are unsure.

The adventurer was exploring a cave when he was captured by a drider, and speared on her ovipositor. She left an egg sac inside him, stretching his belly to a heaving full term mound in minutes. He endured the pain and the humiliation as best he could; eventually he could lay the eggs and forget this ever happened.

But that was months ago, and his hard, heavy belly is starting to move. The eggs are hatching inside him. His belly already hurts so much supporting the weight of the eggs, and now he’s getting bigger, and his skin hurts so much. He still doesn’t know how to get his clutch out of him.

I was practicing my breathing and my pushing…I have a feeling I’m going to suffer a long, hard, excruciating labor.

Happy b-birthday to- 😣 me~