biscuitsandgravy

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c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

“he’s a red flag” “she’s a green flag” I’m a white flag. I give up bitch

i'd like to think that somewhere out there is a beautiful parallel dimension where the pope killed jd vance instead of the other way around

Most of these parents have the vaccines. The adults were manipulated by junk science peddled by fellow vaccinated morons.

The children deserve a better life.

Just an extremely Normal thing to say

Reminder they want to increase the budget for ICE from 3.5 to 45 billion dollars.

Reminder the majority of that will be for building new detention centers.

Reminder ICE are *currently* detaining tourists who can pay for a plane ticket home and people with visa issues that were already resolved, because they have to make quota so Trump can brag about the numbers going up.

Reminder most of these people were already in the immigration system - that's why they were easy to detain.

Reminder this is all at taxpayer expense.

Reminder these are people.

Turkey Vulture (Cathartes aura)

Love Notes from the Hollow Tree by Jarod K. Anderson

I head cannon that when Brad and Ray hunker down at night they lay opposite of each other, but cannot fall asleep without their boots touching.

Just a thought.

have you ever spent 500 dollars of your own money fixing up the humvee with your rto, who's exceptional skills you make sure are appreciated by your mutual friends and constantly needed him by your side, smiled at all of his dumb jokes and sung love songs with him but also had to check that he hasn't overdone it on the ripped fuel and shouted at him when he's reckless and because you're with him so often you notice when he's being unusually quiet and had to make sure he's okay, including running to his side when he walks off in tears after a fight or are you straight

me: i hate war, war is SO BAD, no more war only peace fuck you

me when i see a movie/tv show about war: ooo nice

finally got around to watching generation kill and ray person i would die for your stupid ass

we've done it again folks

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

Hey everyone, I know it's going to be a busy day for a lot of people, but Google enrolled everyone over 18 into their AI program automatically.

If you have a google account, first go to gemini.google.com/extensions and turn everything off.

Then you need to go to myactivity.google.com/product/gemini and turn off all Gemini activity tracking. You do have to do them in that order to make sure it works.

Honestly, I'm not sure how long this will last, but this should keep Gemini off your projects for a bit.

I saw this over on bluesky and figured it would be good to spread on here. It only takes a few minutes to do.

Bruce dropped out of medical school and as much as he tries to hide it, his kids all find out. Ofcourse they never let him live it down after that

Emo 21-year-old Bruce: You're not my father, Alfred!

Alfred: Quite right. I have a medical degree, and you don't.

Bruce:

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Dick: Hey I'm dropping out of Gotham University

Bruce: What? You're quitting college halfway?! Unacceptable, you cannot just give up on your engineering degree-

Dick: I did not just hear the failed doctor say that

Bruce:

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Bruce, fuming: You left my side tonight to go and gallivant around with harley quinn? A villain?

Steph: So what if she's a villain, Bruce? Atleast the villain has a doctorate.

Bruce:

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Bruce, bandaging Duke's wound because Alfred was busy: There, all done

Duke: Woah, didn't expect that from a college dropout

Bruce:

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Bruce: Stop ignoring my orders in the field! You need to listen, I have more experience-

Jason, as red hood, with his PhD in English: Which one of us actually has a Dr in front of their name?

Bruce:

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Tim: So I'm dropping out of high school

Bruce: You too?! First Dick and now you?!

Tim: No, first it was you, then Dick, and now me

Bruce:

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Bruce: Damian, your recent report card indicates you're falling behind in Biology

Damian: Tt. Must run in the family, then.

Bruce: