being a sleepy girl and a reader is really hard
*Feels lonely*
*Watches a Kdrama*
*Feels lonelier*
At Zuko and Sokka’s wedding, Katara should tell the story of the time Aang was like “Maybe we shouldn’t leave Zuko to freeze to death in this blizzard” and Sokka was like ‘‘No, fuck that guy”
zuko finds out sokka loves to paint and is terrible at it and is like "hey i was forced to learn to paint as part of my royal tutoring, why dont i teach you some stuff?"
and after so many long months of showing him various techniques and such, zuko discovers that sokka has literally not improved at all and hes like "what the fuck man"
and sokkas like "did u really expect me to be able to hear you with you whispering in my ear and holding my brush hand??? all my brain function just goes to 'oh no hot boy!'"
and zukos like
"u think im hot?"
never underestimate the power of telling yourself ‘woah calm down there edge lord’ every once in a while
THE ONLY GREEK GOD TWINK IS HERMES, APOLLO IS ON THE HUNKIER SIDE OF TWUNK AT BEST. DIONYSUS IS THE GOD OF FEASTING AND ORGIES AND PARTYING DUDE LOOKS LIKE JACK BLACK. HES GOT MEAT. HES GOT CHUB. STOP LYING TO YOURSELF.
polish government has opened a website for ukrainians seeking safety and trying to cross the ukrainian-polish border:
ua.gov.pl
as of 13:10 polish time, it has been said as many people as possible will be let through the borders. they are also supposed to let through children who do not have passports, as to not divide families.
sleeping under a blanket in just your underwear when it’s cold and your blanket is warm enough to make up for it is the best fucking thing
joe is constantly on cherry's ass about carla but i know he's secretly deeply impressed that cherry developed his own artificial intelligence.
joe internally: omg ur so smart & pretty & cool & i wish u would date me 🥰
joe out loud: nerd