Bitchthingie - Barely Functional™️

My body’s favorite hobby? Gaslighting me into thinking I’m fine until I move. Then it’s like, ‘Haha, just kidding- suffer’

god won’t someone to put felt around my joints to decrease chipping and increase mobility

JOINTS IS PAIN

honestly it's been such a long time since I've been happy like if god exists then why does Elon musk deserves billions of dollars but I deserve to die in a mud puddle apparently

The fact that experiencing pain long-term actually increases your sensitivity to pain instead of you getting used to it is absolute bullshit! I demand a refund

“how do you get stuff done?” with tears in my eyes.

I've tasted employment. I've tasted unemployment. I suggest money should start growing on trees so I can buy whatever I want.

googling shit like "why do i feel bad after hanging out with my friends" and all of the answers are either "you need better friends" (i don't; my friends are wonderful) or "your social battery is drained, you need to rest and regain your energy levels" (i don't; i've got tons of energy, it's just manifesting as over-the-top neurotic mania). why is this even happening. it's like some stupid toll i have to pay as a punishment for enjoying myself too much

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