First Craft For Bonnaroo Done IT’S 🌽 KORN

Pain Goals

One of the biggest shocks of my life happened when I started calling my cat “scrondo”, which I thought was a word I just made up, as a pet name, specifically when he was being rotten (like oh he’s possessed by the demon scrondo he’s actin bad).

I said it with such frequency that I decided to google it because it’s a funny word only to find out that THIS is scrondo:

He is real and was a character on an old Italian tv show and he looks EXACTLY like how my cat acts when I call him scrondo.

He rolls in on a little scooter to rock music and wreaks havoc!!

I will never get over this. Scrondo really been possessing my baby boy.

I’m always looking at people’s shoes, how do they pick them? All shoes feel wrong.

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