A Gun Holster Is More Or Less Functionally The Same As Lingerie

The pencils breaking into smaller pencils

And why they treating word pencil like a slur. Reblog to scare ai losers away 🤭

this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

Cant have fucking shit in Detroit

Holy shit...

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no effing way dude!!

who broke this vase???

who broke this vase.??!!!!

seriously guys

everyone whos here at my AWESOME party

this HUGE crowd of people thats definitely here right now

SOMEBODY

broke my grandma's vase

and that was the last thing she gave to me before she DIED

i swear to all things football and or skateboarding that i will find you

dont make me cry these incredibly manly tears.

anyone can speak up here and be a apart of this scene, especially those of us who arent imagined and actually here on the stage like not the people who are imagined to be here through means of suspension of disbelief

[I do not understand theater]

VERY WELL I SHALL COUNTINUE SEARCHING FOR THE CULPRIT IN THE NEXT ROOM...

Stephanie you wanna bake some cookies?

oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

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zendaya is meechee