Ohhhhhhh Casper?

No I’m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know I’m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when you’ve got me tied up like this.

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

IM NOT

actually wait no you're old and decaying and twenty :/

WAHATIM NOT EVEN ABLE TO DRINK IN THE US YET

i'm not going to lie. i would do this all the time

cure called arthritis

i think i jave that its really tasty

that was a genuine question btw idk if u like them r not

theyre cute!!

bitches love me for my various soup-related endeavors

likes to charge, reblogs to cast

do pizza have burger in it

yeah