BRUH WHY ARE MY NOTIFS BEING WEIRD

Being able to spmewhat read french is so funny. Janvier gay is so much funnier than gay january

Headcanon: Chuuya being on the ceiling is never planned—it just happens.

One second, he’s standing like a normal person. The next? He’s casually upside down on the ceiling like it’s the most natural thing in the world.

Half the time, he doesn’t even realise he’s doing it. Someone pisses him off? Gravity shifts before he even thinks about it. Need to get out of a conversation? Ceiling. Dazai being insufferable? Ceiling. Need a moment to process? Ceiling.

At this point, the Port Mafia barely reacts. New recruits get spooked when they realise Chuuya is watching them from above like some kind of feral gargoyle, but the executives don’t even bat an eye.

Meanwhile, Dazai has an entire catalogue of dumb jokes. “Flew too close to the sun again, Slug?” “How’s the weather up there?” “Should I start leaving food on the ceiling for you?”

One day, Chuuya’s going to lose patience and dropkick him from above.

Might make this a running series of HCs.. someone please draw feral gargoyle Chuuya on the ceiling I will love you forever...

Hello I am so so glad you are okay :DDD (sorry if I'm being a bother, just really relieved)

hihiiii

triple bungo

“The suicidal maniac wants to live” “I’ve come to think it’s worth trying”

hi i finished lily's well the other day im obsessed

never

blowjob? more like nojob! #unemployed

I put this dazai sprite in a slide in a project on the effects of poor mental health. (It was about why mental health is important but yk)

Yo Im not even joking one of my students put a dazai sprite in their math project 💔 also this is so valid