I Hate When You Google A Word And Some Fucking Company Comes Up Instead. Do You Think You Are More Important

what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?

dreamt i was in a little boat and there was a storm and i got turned into a fish but then i was in an rv on a road trip to a ruined castle because we had to find someone but they were hiding and i forgot the rest

oh dear. was it fun

Wh-whats going on??????

I WAS APPROVED BY THE DOCTOR TO SEE IF IT WOULD BE GOOD TO WITHDRAW 💔😞

can you not use your. uh. backup?

i deleges thoae foo

I have a joke about math but im 2² to say it

its 0.25 close enough

ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 7TH GRADER?!

whats 5% of 5?!

im not :(

ummmmm. twenty something?

She was the friend who I let post on here btw

I am trying to learn Chilean Spanish for my friend but the slang terms keep confusing me and I keep getting the cut offs wrong 💔 Or I think I have the right word but I can never be sure 'Comí una banana' like I can't tell if that's accurate AT ALL

you lost yourself to the woke agenda. Stop being a trans man and go back to a cis man

I don't know what to add in response to this ask it's perfect on it's own. I don't want to soil it

fingers is a magnet?

nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time