Hey Jack, AU C!tommy Here, I Wanna Talk To More Sourcemates, Dm Me If You Wanna Talk:p

this isn’t autism, but when I get stressed about people not emailing me back in a timely manner, I go and make a chart of their past email response times, find the average, plot the average on my calendar, and then wait for that date to be stressed

Dragons. You agree, reblog

Thankyou! Happy Halloween 🍭🍬

Leaving out candy for my followers. Take two only!

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

thinking about that toni morrison quote that went to the effect of ‘you’re looking in your children’s face to make sure their face is clean and their hair is combed and they’re looking in your face to see love.’ because it’s saur true.

“but AI art lets me create my OCs!” YOU WILL USE PICREW AS GOD INTENDED

survival raid farm. tutorial below: first pick a center point, about 5x5, like this.

make sure they have their own bell.

mark the center as you like.

now dig out your area, about 24x24 as desired

add an outer ledge 3 blocks out

dig a moat and add a floating barrier 1 block up. you’ll want your barrier to be 2 blocks high, what’s pictured below is only 1 block, which mobs will be able to jump so do as i say not as i do haha.

you’ll want corners to direct the flow of water. fires are optional but do help deal damage to moving enemies and corral the big boys into the water better.

add one slot entrances into an escape proof pit. you can put a ladder in one end for your own use.  

fill these with golems.  i like to add 1 door for myself.

finally, add water to keep the loot coming to you and you’re laughing. enjoy your emeralds and immortality babies!  add a lookout tower if you wish.