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i don't even know what to call this one, it came to me in a dream

Be wary. I have strewn various traps around this post

day 12! I am still surprised I am able to keep up - domesticity

Prompt list by @killvampz

f/m shippings are great, heterosexuals just have the most awful taste in heterosexual relationships. why can’t you all be normal and instead of shipping edgy manchild x soon to be house wife, why don’t you ship that has whatever Adam and Morticia from the Adams family has.

jacobin.com

The Migrant Shipwreck Near Greece Is a Horrible Tragedy. But It Wasn’t an Accident.

Hundreds are missing, presumed drowned after a shipwreck off Greece, which European officials have called the “worst ever tragedy” in the Me

EU officials have deemed this “the worst ever tragedy” in the Mediterranean. But this shipwreck is not an aberration or an inevitable accident. It is the direct result of Greek and EU practices and regulations that have made entering Europe and seeking asylum increasingly impossible, forcing people to take more and more dangerous routes. It is the product of years of political decisions that have turned the Mediterranean into a graveyard.

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“When you see a dead body and next to it a serial killer, you know what happened. When you see a shipwreck and next to it the Hellenic Coast Guard you should know too.” Wrote lawyer Dimitris Choulis on Twitter. He has spent years representing asylum seekers on the Aegean islands who have made the journey by boat.

In a statement, Alarm Phone similarly pointed the blame to Greece’s practices on the border: “People on the move know that thousands have been shot at, beaten, and abandoned at sea by these Greek forces. They know that encountering the Hellenic Coast Guard, the Hellenic Police or the Hellenic Border Guards often means violence and suffering,” they said. “It is due to systematic pushbacks that boats are trying to avoid Greece, navigating much longer routes, and risking lives at sea.”

okay fine you can have a few more, as a treat.

part one

(friend birthday special set)

[day 81] the fact that the hearts are literally just what tango saw when he spotted jimmy… insane

Jane: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat*

Mischa: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents

Ocean: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you

Noel: Actually I did the math, Mischa would have $225, not $0.15.

Mischa: Fam I’m right here....

Ricky: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda :)

Jane: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please?

Ricky: Sorry I only have a dollar

Jane: :(

Ocean: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Mischa would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent

Ricky: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice

Constance: You can buy anything you want with $22,500

Ocean: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice

Constance: Apply juice to what

Ricky: Directly to the forehead

Noel: Great chat everyone

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

I beg of you all to talk about how genuinely smart Mischa is.

Who tf references KING MIDAS in a silly rap? Who is able to dissect the core message of a SAW MOVIE while still enjoying it for what it should be enjoyed? I’m not even talking about him learning English when his adoptive parents obviously didn’t try to teach him. Like post-USSR schools teach you some English usually, but Mischa, despite the accent, is almost fluent, which takes YEARS.