Give Them Their Romcom You Cowards 😤

I’ve a heartattack because of them ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥

a 3am breakdown of all the flirting in t h a t druck clip

no one asked but i am delivering anyway because i cannot stop thinking about david and matteo and i can’t sleep so!

warning: excessively long and plenty of gay overanalyzing… proceed with caution…

not much to say here but… the way matteo looks at david as he enters the room… :’)

david avoiding eye contact with matteo after their lil awkward handshake vs him leaving the room without breaking eye contact

the bike scene, as we all know, was adorable of course… 

and i know everyone was reading into the symbolism of matteo climbing over this fence to reach david as him crossing over to be “free” with david etc etc and being really eloquent and intelligent about it but also??

you cannot tell me that matteo’s not thinking to himself “god… first he makes me bike all the way here without telling me where the fuck we’re going and then he makes me climb over a gate to fuck knows where? i’m not in advanced pe for a mfing reason………” but then he relents anyway because 1. he is WHIPPED 2. how could you not cross over when david’s looking at you like this:

and then this lil bit where matteo playfully wipes his hands off on david…

yeah alright matteo… i see you doing that thing again where you’re pretending to be playful and cheeky when all you wanna do is touch david… i saw you do it when you pushed david’s hand away while going through his journal and you’re doing it here now… very very smooth… 

matteo not knowing how to properly flirt exhibit #83406387 personally i’m more of a playful shover when i’m into someone but playful kicking? guess that’s valid now… and david’s “fuck you” with that smile is even cuter whew

now this isn’t really a comment on flirting (although david turning to look at matteo is pretty sweet) but… michelangelo has always been so great at these lil microexpressions and you can basically see the exact moment he starts to really contemplate the situation he’s in…  and i am definitely reaching here but you know how you can kind of feel it when someone’s watching you even if you’re not looking at them? you can just sense it? can’t help but think matteo’s thinking about the proximity between him and david and how he feels david stealing a look at him and getting a lil self-conscious and flustered…

david watching his crush from afar with a lil flirty glint in his eye? love…

and god matteo looks far too interested in staring at this lane divider and i wonder why ;) again, i really do think he’s feeling self-conscious, feigning interest in anything other than david and playing it cool…

but yeah um david’s not gonna have any of that… he didn’t bring his crush all the way to this abandoned pool for nothing! and the way he cheekily/flirtatiously circles matteo? and matteo’s bashfully casting his gaze downwards? god these two say so much without saying a word…

and this. okay it is a fully established Fact that this is one of the most adorable things matteo has ever done but my god is it also relatable as fuck?? can’t find anything cute or witty to say when your crush is giving you his full attention? bet, time to pull something kinda dumb and kinda dorky but hopefully endearing enough that he’ll still be into you!

okay i lied this is also just as adorable as matteo’s lil swimming motions. i don’t even have anything to analyze here just !!!! look at how fucking happy matteo is!!! this lil snake is grinning!!! he’s trying not to laugh!!! god i’m just so happy that he’s so happy :’)

now both their fucking expressions here… david looks so mfing proud and rightfully so,,, and matteo? tell me how he somehow combines “fuck i can’t believe that just happened” with “god i can’t wait for that to happen again” and “i’ve just ascended to cloud nine but i can’t let this sneaky fucker know that i feel like i could run a million km while bopping to carly rae jepsen’s ‘i really like you’ just because he kissed me” all into one expression? i’d like to know thanks… and lmao that lip bite? a whole other story w h e w

and this? yeah this is david looking at the love of his life waiting to be kissed and um it’s a beautiful mfing look… the way he looks so flirtatious and cocky but as soon as matteo starts to approach him you can see him get a lil nervous right after he glances down? lukas i adore you…

and then of course… the kiss.

i 100% expected matteo to just lean in and kiss him but no! this fucker got bold and pulled david into this kiss! i really could not be more proud… and the way he holds david’s face as they continue to make out… precious and if you look closely, you can also see david smile into that kiss and i just… i could not be more happy for these gays.

thank you druck. david and matteo are consuming me and i can’t sleep but thank you.

I WANT !!! This this a masterpiece!!!! MASTERPIECE!!!!! 🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖🏳️‍🌈❤️🏳️‍🌈💖

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i guess david is now officially part of the boysquad

Pretty sure Mickey (verbally) told other people he and Ian were TOGETHER even before he told (confirmed) Ian they were TOGETHER

#camera boy

Mashup Music : Zombie - Natalie Kills

Back again! Just had another delulu thought. What if the reason the moonlight series - partially moonlight chicken - was delayed cause they realized how popular firstkhao are and added some Alan/Kaipa scenes in? It's clear they're trying to bank on their popularity in PR so why not cater to that?

i am ready to accept my role in this world as the alankaipa conspiracy theories blog. don't worry anon i have spent a great deal of my life spouting this exact thought to @mr-iskender and how they'd be insane to have FK in the same show blessedly without other partners but still not attached together?? what's the point? imagine having them right there and single - freshly so even - and not put them together???? first starts the show with a boyfriend and he's supposed to what??? end it without one???? like even in blacklist wasn't 50% of Joe's screentime just Jimbae trying to seduce him???????

first was ready to take it all off for him so when is it khaotung's turn to shake his ass??? why not in the show where he's already a hot twink with a daddy kink??????? i was, however, humbled by a brightwin shipper who said MLC's FK PR angle is the same stunt that GMM pulled for brightwin during the F4 promotions - so rip i think we cant avoid feeling the sting of a rarepair for a pair that isnt even rare...the lengths i go for my fk delulu lifestyle

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Is this not how the conversation went???

The Eclipse (2022) EPISODE 6

So cute 😭❤️🥰😭😍🏳️‍🌈

“I’m here.”

every akkayan kiss