For Every Reblog On This Post I Will Eat One Plastic Bag So The Turtles Dont Have To

I changed my user because my friend said it would be funny if my user was correct and it wasn’t my name so yeah. ANYWAY ANYONE WANT SOME SHITPOST COMPUTER ART DONE FOR THEM I AM BORED

My friend accidently airdropped a photo he took of me to everyone in my textiles class. I was asleep and they put really weird stuff around me. My life is going to be hell for the next week. yay

My name is DVD normal

Whats Obama's last name?

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i too have a pressing question: why are straights like this

my brother is the only person who has asked me the truly hard hitting questions such as “why do you like pearl jam so much” and “are you gay” and for that i must respect him despite the numerous poor decisions he makes on a daily basis

Fuck yeah my dad would reblog this if he had tumblr

Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

Reblogging this manually. Op doesn't want credit for fear of being terminated.

I'm gonna complain about some shit for a second

So there are girls in my classes that sing whenever music is on, and all the boys agree that it's really annoying, but we never really do anything about it. Anyway the other day, we were whistling for no apparent reason, they told us to shut the hell up, and the teacher made a rule for us by saying "Boys, no whistling". So I argued back that if we can't whistle then they can't sing, teacher agrees, but they continue to sing, so we bring it up. They get a warning, and they keep singing, teacher does nothing really, but I decided to start whistling again. I got fucking yelled at by the singing girls, so I argued back that if they're gonna sing I can whistle. But the teacher gets mad at me like the fuck did I do. and to top it all off, they're yelling at the boys for being sexist

Just your daily reminder that this is what AI is like