Okay

worst things walter white has done so far ranked (i just started season 4)

be mean to jesse

all the stuff with skyler and flynn

wasting pizza

all the illegal shit

I made a meme :)

The person I reblogged this from deserves to be happy.

If you dare come at me about banning straws, I will throw you into the sun cannon. I’m disabled, I’m crippled, I need disposable plastic straws, and all those pricey ridiculous alternatives aren’t working as well. Plastic straws were invented for the disabled.

Way to shit all over a vital access need because you think straws are worse than corporate greed.

We all care about the turtles, the seals, the oceans, obviously. Notice how the easiest thing to yell about was something that would barely affect anything but appealed heavily to emotional discourse.

The disabled community is huge, and it can be joined by anyone. Most of those As Seen On TV products were invented for us. Society still mocks us and ignores us, and often outright harms us in multiple ways.

Communicate better. Listen better. But stop putting us out in the cold because you are inconvenienced by our simplest needs.

omg reminds me of the time my friend group got obbsessed with "Spongebob my balls are stuck"

weeooooo i look just like buddy holly uh oh got my dick stuck in a door

Carbon monoxide isn’t a problem at our school but I mentant they just put up with enough shit carbon monoxide would be scared of him

just tried to turn the oven at dads on and in doing so huffed a fuckton of carbon monoxide. top notch posting tonite boys.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SHOTTY ON DRUMS

you’re very cool and I need help: if you had a band, what would you name it? ( yes this is for an actual band )

OOH I ACTUALLY HAVE A LIST OF BAND NAMES THIS IS PERFECT!! AND TYY UR COOLER

warning some of these are really cringy... also i've already checked to see if any of these already exist and they don't :D tip: look up a list of words and it'll help u get inspiration!

-midnight sorrows

-vampyrez

-abyss

-toxic waste

-my (something cool here) funeral

-cemetears (cemetery + tears?)

-bat brats

-blood bats

-cursed cities

-fate killers

-glass coffin

uhh that's all TYSM FOR THE ASK! lmk what you end up naming it!!

Flashback of the day when a few weeks ago I went to my friends house for a sleepover and we’re watching the third Star Wars movie and suddenly I get a text from my older sister asking if I was awake, in which I said yes. She told me then to stay awake because she was going to have a shower and I said I wasn’t at home. I HAD BEEN GONE FOR 7 HOURS.

Can confirm

only two good things have ever come out of australia: bluey and @d3ad-on-arriva1