My Fellow Humans, May I Confess Something To Cleanse Myself. My Friend Told Me He Was Trans When I Was

I can confirm this

be the person who all your friends think of when they hear literally any emo song

LETS GOO

LETS GOO DOUGDOUG WAS NOMINATED FOR A STREAMER AWARD LETS FUCKING GOOOO

I'm gonna complain about some shit for a second

So there are girls in my classes that sing whenever music is on, and all the boys agree that it's really annoying, but we never really do anything about it. Anyway the other day, we were whistling for no apparent reason, they told us to shut the hell up, and the teacher made a rule for us by saying "Boys, no whistling". So I argued back that if we can't whistle then they can't sing, teacher agrees, but they continue to sing, so we bring it up. They get a warning, and they keep singing, teacher does nothing really, but I decided to start whistling again. I got fucking yelled at by the singing girls, so I argued back that if they're gonna sing I can whistle. But the teacher gets mad at me like the fuck did I do. and to top it all off, they're yelling at the boys for being sexist

gonna try and get 1000 plays of the songs on the hazbin hotel soundtrack to try and hold a candle to @th3creationofadam's legendary being number 1 listener of Pavlove Demo on fmbot

holy shit i love this

They’re meant for each other

Get Creatures losers

you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

Oh fuck this is going to be whack January - Give me novocaine/she's a rebel - Green day Feburary - Beggin' - Maneskin March - That song the germans sung in pitch perfect - Fall Out Boy April - Hit me with your best shot - Pat Benatar May - Wake me up when september ends - Green day (Oh shit this about his dad dying and my dad's birthday's this month 💀) June - Dumb - Nirvana July - Wicked Game - The tenacious D cover (oh god not again) August - Snow (He oh) - RHCP (makes sense fam plans to go to the snow then) September - Holiday/ Boulevard of broken dreams - Green day October - Somebody told me - The Killers November - pigstep - lena raine (what) December - There's a platypus controlling me - Dr Doofenschmirtz (WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME IN DECEMBER)

i wanna start a tag game so: let your spotify predict your 2024!

shuffle your on repeat playlist, and the first twelve songs represent your 2024

january- guns and ships- hamilton (idek what this could represent but okay)

february- we fell in love in october- girl in red (PLEASE)

march- say no to this- hamilton (…i have nothing to say about this)

april- castles crumbling- taylor swift ft hayley williams (damnit sad month then?)

may- you’re losing me- taylor swift (FUCK TWO SAD MONTHS?? breakup songs are even worse now that im actually in a relationship. please. better not be accurate)

june- astronomy- conan gray (please stop why am i having so many sad songs)

july- stoned- ed sheeran (oh fuck this)

august- new year’s day- taylor swift (hm okay. idk what to say about this)

september- heather- conan gray (i consider heather to be a happy song AND it’s mine and my partners song so i’m taking this as a good one)

october- 18- one direction (yessss we’re going okay now)

november- king of my heart- taylor swift (YESSS)

december- all too well (ten minute version)- taylor swift (i take it back ugh)

no pressure tags!!- @autumnleavesforwinter @weeping-in-the-willows @swiftieannah @felizusnavidad @jittyjames @anixknowsnothin (please help me get this off the ground, but also if this flops you saw nothing)

Taylor Swift mailed me a pipe bomb because I’m gay. I don’t have proof. You just have to believe me.