Little Apple Thief Gets Put On Time Out.

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

it was not on wheat...

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

🚨🚨🚨When the earth grows tired of its people, 🥹🥹heaven remains a haven for the poor and oppressed. Reality is painted with a painful brilliance; 😭🙏the tent is hardly protected from the open, but the sky, despite its cruelty, remains an unremovable cover.🇵🇸🇵🇸

The tragedy of the displaced is not only in their lack 🍉🇵🇸

of shelter, but in the neglect of their humanity.🙏🥹

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Did I just get fucking rickrolled?? In 2024??

Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

Source | Day 88

remember. you can't know things you don't know. you have to find them out. by doing things.