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this movie is a masterpiece and you will never be able to otherwise convince me so.

Nothing will ever be as good of a joke than somebody saying “This is hard for me to say” and then you replying with “Is it osteoporosis?”

And that came from the Penguins of Madagascar Movie

feel ya there!

Sometimes I wish we lived in the timeline where "Goncharov" is real, and "The Beetle" was a book collectively made up by tumblr.

fuck Musky Husky and tater tot, win for Greta Thunberg aka sweden

So let me get this straight

1. Elon Musk buys Twitter

2. Elon Musk unbans Andrew Tate

3. Andrew Tate picks a fight with Greta Thunberg

4. Greta Thunberg ratios the shit out him

5. He gets mad and posts a video response

6. There's a Romanian pizza box in the video which twigs Romanian police of his location

7. He is raided and arrested for human trafficking

That is some fabulous fuck-around-find-out shit and a great end to the year.

Okay guys hear me out...

Splatoon x yokai watch 5

splatfest bony vs fleshy vs psychic

I agree with ur points but fyi, none of thats never gonna happen to me.

you gotta be able to say "die"

you gotta be able to say "suicide"

you gotta be able to talk about "sex"

they're uncomfortable topics, YEAH for SURE

because LIFE is uncomfortable. Death and suicide and sex and pain are straight up going to happen. not having words for the way it discomforts you doesn't make it more comfortable, it just makes you less able to reach out about it.

even more vital, you gotta be able to say words like "rape", "abuse", "queer" or "racist". cause we fought fucking hard to name those experiences. to identify "rape" as distinct from "sex" and "racism" as distinct from "acceptable behaviour" and "queer" as distinct from "invert"

like the function of communication is not to minimise immediate discomfort. we gotta be able to talk about stuff that's hard or sucks or causes difficult conversations.

ok so, you know all those times your mind wanders ofcourse and starts thinking of sothing you dont want to think whether it be trauma, somthing gross or suicidal ideations.

too get rid of these unwanted thoughts just conjure a littlebersion of yourself with a giant axe.

peacfully watch as this little protector of your sanity rocks the shit of the voices and the jntrusive thoughts.

find at your nearest flesh walmart TODAY........

FOOOOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

batteries sold separatly.

Or would he?

after all, he repressents the fortune wheel which represents change, good or bad.

Would Vamp King eat Marceline's fries?

He'd never.

He wouldn't betray her like that.

whats your thought process behind calling a mother cutting a sandwich weird "child abuse"

it was a joke. how... how did you not realize it was a joke.

it feels pretty obvious...

awkward...

call it "on a roll" or "in roll", vive it six seasons and a movie, i need this, in this cruel and unusual world, I just need this one thing pls

had a dream last night where marbles were back en vogue and everyone carried their marbles around in cute little pouches that they'd clip onto their backpacks or purse straps or belt loops so they'd always have their marbles on them and your marbles were deeply personal objects that showcased your individual personality and people would get really passionate and proud of them and playing for keeps was a deeply serious and honor-bound affair and i played a game with an old man while waiting for a bus and he told me how he met his wife while playing in a for-keeps tournament and in a miracle shot he knocked out her most precious marble a brilliant sparkling green one with an inside like a geode and when he looked up he found she was crying at its loss and so right there on the spot he proposed to her so that she could divorce him and take it back in the divorce "but in the end," he told me, "she kept me and the marble" and i awoke teary and resentful to be ripped from a fleeting world that had found for itself such a small and beautiful peace

tumblr tuesday: the many benefits

@aquariumpacific and @oregonzoo joined us last week! Welcome! To celebrate, here are some blogs you might enjoy if you like sea (and sea-adjacent) creatures. 

@marinememes​:

@sarahmackattack​ is on a mission to get everyone to know exactly how cool squid are:

@montereybayaquarium​ is known for its jelly cams, but have you checked out the other live feeds? Currently: nesting African penguins!

@noaasanctuaries​ shares wonders from the national marine sanctuaries in the US:

And finally, as mentioned, @aquariumpacific​ are new here. They want you to meet this leopard shark. His name is Sam.