Virgin Timothee Chalamet Vs Chad Gonzo The Great

"BROOO, NO! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS FINN! I NEED YOU, I CARE I PROMISE I CARE YOURE NOT JUST AN IMAGINARY PROBLEM NOW! PLEASE I NEED YOU! FIIIN FIINN!"-Jake

(, I wish to have the power to save everyone from this,)

What if Finn made the wish instead of Betty

NOT PRISMO

NOOOOOOO

what if prismo told jake about what happened?

if he didnt, how would prismo react to seeing jake with finn again or just seeing jake again?

hehe, that would be too easy, wouldn't it? i don't know if prismo would tell him. it would hurt jake a lot.

i guess he could. but you have to consider that fern will do whatever he can to prevent someone like jake from finding this out. he might rip up or discard that letter prismo gave them or something even before jake visits so that jake can't see him anymore (or, at least, not easily). its also worth considering how much denial jake would probably be in about it. i mean, finn dying? because of fern? he would not want to consider that in a million years. in my head, if everyone found out, jake would be the last one to do so, because he would be so willing to give "finn" the benefit of the doubt. he's already a bit stubborn, so it would be quite easy to explain it all away - to say that prismo is just showing him an alternate universe or something instead of his own, for example.

regardless, i think prismo wouldn't be able to interact with jake in the same way again. he'd be crushed by an overwhelming sense of guilt, even though it's not really his fault it happened (prismo seems to only have so much control over what happens in the created universes - and he can't deny a wish, even to the lich!). jake would definitely notice, but prismo would never be able to give him a clear answer as to why (if he doesn't tell him, at least).

also, prismo would not want to see fern again in person, under any circumstances. he'd probably ban him from the cube somehow.

feel ya there!

Sometimes I wish we lived in the timeline where "Goncharov" is real, and "The Beetle" was a book collectively made up by tumblr.

tumblr tuesday: the many benefits

@aquariumpacific and @oregonzoo joined us last week! Welcome! To celebrate, here are some blogs you might enjoy if you like sea (and sea-adjacent) creatures. 

@marinememes​:

@sarahmackattack​ is on a mission to get everyone to know exactly how cool squid are:

@montereybayaquarium​ is known for its jelly cams, but have you checked out the other live feeds? Currently: nesting African penguins!

@noaasanctuaries​ shares wonders from the national marine sanctuaries in the US:

And finally, as mentioned, @aquariumpacific​ are new here. They want you to meet this leopard shark. His name is Sam. 

Or would he?

after all, he repressents the fortune wheel which represents change, good or bad.

Would Vamp King eat Marceline's fries?

He'd never.

He wouldn't betray her like that.

ok so, you know all those times your mind wanders ofcourse and starts thinking of sothing you dont want to think whether it be trauma, somthing gross or suicidal ideations.

too get rid of these unwanted thoughts just conjure a littlebersion of yourself with a giant axe.

peacfully watch as this little protector of your sanity rocks the shit of the voices and the jntrusive thoughts.

find at your nearest flesh walmart TODAY........

FOOOOR FREEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

batteries sold separatly.

dude are you 12

nah, im 14

WHAT DO YOU CALL A MISSPLAY NOW, HUH!?

Funkin stoat ( doodles from twitter )

also might be a good idea to reblog, otherwise noone will see it

INSIDE JOB, MY BELOVED!!!!! WWWWWHHHHYYYYYY NETFLIX WHY!!!!!!!!!! I DID MY DUTY AND BINGED IT AS SOON AS IT CAME OUT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! PLS TUMBLR! I KNOW THIS IS A CHATIC HELLSITE, BUT FOR ONE TIME WE CAN USE OUR COMBINED CHAOS POWER TO GET INSIDE JOB BACK!!!!!!

Fred Fredburger; the voice of a generation