The Driving Force Of Clancy (album But Also The Guy) Is "I Was Supposed To Be Better By Now." You Were

So, I did another one. The 2025 F1 Season Beginner's Guide. Genuinely honoured that a few people requested it and sorry for all the mistakes I've missed. Please enjoy the many recycled jokes from last year and the 2025 exclusive slide "Paddock Pets".

Hogwarts Legacy Accurate to Victorian Era Pt. 2

Thank you so so much for the lovely response to my first one! I'm so happy that you enjoyed it. This was just supposed to be a one-off, but here is part 2!

Read Pt. 1 !

Warning for brief mentions of: Dissection. Gore. Sex and lust. Antiquated ideas. Cannibalism. All the good stuff.

Simple Solution for an Injury

Complex injury? Amputate it!

No Anesthesia. No antibiotics.

Have fun going into shock from the pain.

Survived the surgery? Have fun with the post-surgery infection.

Ominis taking one glance at Sebastian's broken leg.

Ominis: "Lose the leg."

Sebastian: "Wait, no. Hold on, we can just use episkey-"

MC: *already raising an axe with a psychotic grin*

MC: "Sorry, Sebastian. Your lovely leg will be sorely missed!"

Cereal for Proper Gentlemen

Cereal is just becoming popularised, more so in America.

Most importantly, it's considered a proper thing to eat for gentlemen since, apparently, it has the effect of keeping your urges at bay.

Sebastian and Garreth always feel they need cereal to keep themselves in check. So they usually begin their day by eating two full bowls of cereal.

Ominis and Amit would eat cereal once in a while.

But strangely, when you sit next to them, you find them reaching for a box of cereal and burying their heads into the bowl, refusing to meet your eyes and their cheeks bright red.

We Party Like It's 1890

Victorians loved the macabre and the exoticism. The best parties were considered the dissection of Egyptian mummies.

Garreth Weasley, knows how to party.

And also happens to know a man who can get him an Egyptian mummy.

The whole school erupts into an excited buzz when they hear of a party being held by Weasley.

How he manages to afford an Egyptian mummy at such a great price, you ask?

If you ask Garreth, he'd say it's thanks to his winning charm.

If you ask Ominis, it's because he's being swindled with some "third-rate corpse dug somewhere from Whitechapel."

Having attended a few of those parties himself back home, Ominis apparently can tell the difference between a real mummy vs. a fabricated one.

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Garreth Weasley rolls up his sleeves, and dramatically flourishes his wand to begin the demonstration.

But, contrary to his boasting, he is quite shit with anatomy and maintaining steady hands.

Amit Thakkar is driven mad to no end at these parties, though he always comes begrudgingly.

He chooses to come because Garreth will literally drag Amit to his party.

But also because Amit naively believes every time that he might be able to teach Garreth a thing or two about anatomy.

Garreth has not failed to disappoint Amit every time so far.

"Agh, Garreth! You've spliced the superior vena cava!"

"Patience now, Amit. A delicate artform such as this takes great skill and control of one's wand-"

Garreth's hand slips, proceeding to stab the heart with the tip of his wand.

"Ah. Shit... Well. That's that."

"No matter." As Garreth wipes his wand on a tablecloth. "Now who wants to try my newest butterbeer!?"

That is usually when the party comes to an abrupt end as everyone rushes to the door.

Cure for All: Egyptian Mummies

Victorians engaging in straight-up Cannibalism

Ground-up mummies from Egypt are sold as a cure for all.

Sebastian, unfortunately, hears this rumour.

The next day, he's selling it in the corridor as a "Miracle Powder: 100% High-Quality Egyptian Mummies - Straight from the Tomb of Pharaohs"

Anne is in on it.

The local population of Inferi have significantly dwindled ever since.

But soon enough, not even Inferi are enough for his demanding supply.

There have been recent headlines in the Daily Prophet of the alarming number of grave robberies. Wizards. Goblins. House-elves. No one is safe.

Ominis: "Really, Sebastian? Grave robbing?"

Sebastian: "It's called procuring the merchandise, Ominis. Clearly, something you don't understand as someone who hadn't had to work a day of his life."

Sebastian boasting about his knack for business.

One night, Sebastian shows up in front of you with two shovels on his shoulders.

MC: "Grave robbing?"

Sebastian: "Grave robbing."

MC: "Should we dig up Uncle Solomon?"

Sebastian, taking way too long to consider: "... Nah. Anne would kill me for it."

MC: "At least that would get us two bodies."

The Beginning of a Business Relation with Garreth

There was one time when Prof Weasley got suspicious of Garreth’s outlandish plans, leaving him unable to retrieve the entertainment for the party that he’d already planned.

"Come on, Sallow. My reputation is at stake."

"Word tells me you can fetch me a mummy, yes?"

Sebastian, being the savvy businessman that he is, strokes his chin.

"I can. But it will cost you."

The whole school will remember that horrendous night, when the mummy mysteriously came back to life, and began attacking the students, the whole room erupting into chaos.

"It's the Pharaoh's Curse!" Duncan Hobhouse wails. "I knew I should've never come!"

Ominis growls about Duncan always complaining, and being too much of a coward to do anything.

Ominis: "Perhaps we sacrifice Puffskein Dunkein to the mummy. We’d feign an accident off school grounds. Nobody needs to know."

"I have it all under control," Sebastian shouts to Garreth.

As he continues to blast Confringo non-stop at the inferi in mid-panic.

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To support Sebastian's growing business, you are in charge of harvesting Inferi and bodies for Sebastian. But Garreth is in charge of the processing.

Ever since the fiasco at the party, Garreth forgave Sebastian and joined in to assist with the processing part.

Garreth says he’s forgiven Sebastian. But he now takes 55% of the cut.

These days, you can find the two in the Undercroft, testing out the newest solution.

The Mad Scientist and The Merchant of Death.

Round goggles. Rolled up sleeves.

A thick pungent smell of whatever solution Garreth came up to quicken the mummification process.

How lovely.

Ominis is not happy.

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If MC is extremely progressive, they'd disapprove of mummy dissection parties and comment to Garreth about the colonial mindset behind parties like this.

For weeks, Garreth is depressed and remorseful.

From then on, the Egyptian Mummy is replaced with a fake from Sallows, Co.

Ugliness

Victorians believed that loveless marriage and sex led to their children being born ugly.

Sebastian loves taunting Leander Prewett along this line of thought.

"Hey Prewett, guess where I was last night?"

Leander rolls his eyes. "Let me guess. My mother's?"

"You're quick this morning, I see. Your mother told me she's never loved your father."

Leander grows bright red, glaring. "Don't you dare, Sallow."

Sebastian with a smirk: "Solved at least one mystery. The reason why you look like a leper."

Leander explodes, warranting Sebastian a number of hexes and detention for both of them.

Source:

-The Astonishingly Slow Progress Towards Surgical Anesthesia -What People Ate to Survive the Victorian Era -Mummy Parties -The Gruesome History of Eating Corpses as Medicine

DCxDP: Consequences of Science

Bad Parents!Fentons.

In this they realize their experiments have effects on their kids and don't stop them.Danny in this has to use a wheelchair in his human form because of the portal frying his nerves. It's a bit better when he's Phantom.

They did once catch Phantom but they were stopped before they could continue dissecting him by Jazz distracting them with a fake battle with Dani (They are so proud that their Daughter is ghost hunting and Phantom is strapped down tight there's no way he'll escape) and Sam and Tucker getting him out of there.

The Fenton parents die in one of their experiments. Maybe one of their weapons blew up in their faces and neither Danny nor Jazz realized for a few days since they were used to not seeing them for sometimes weeks at a time.

Alfred Pennyworth is Madeline Fenton's Uncle, which makes him the kids great Uncle. Since Aunt Alicia isn't considered a suitable guardian (maybe Vlad, maybe she doesn't have enough support,) Alfred is called up to take temporary custody.

"You do have to be informed that Daniel has to use a wheelchair and several other medical supports and both of the children are on several medications, mostly taken without notice from their parents. Both of them seem to have meta abilities but when questioned seemed unwilling to speak about it, and I have been informed that a Miss Ellie might show up, if they stay with you? They won't explain that one."

The Manor is tense and waiting for Alfred's Niece and Nephew to arrive with bated breath.

The day they are driven to Wayne Manor Alfred, Bruce, and Dick wait for them out front of the house.

Jazz gets out of the car first, a gaunt, pale girl with scars along her body where they can see them and a manic light in her eyes that reminded Bruce of Harley. He tenses and takes note that her eyes linger on him the longest and something in her tightens with fear.

She makes quick work removing her brothers wheelchair from the trunk of the vehicle and getting it ready for her brother before reaching into the car to support him as he transfers over.

Danny, even paler than his sister with lichtenberg figures on his face leading onto his arms. His hand tremble and eyes glow. There's something not quite human about him.

Alfred steps forward to greet them and Welcomes them.

"Good lord," Dick murmures to Bruce "What happened to them?"

The children hear him, both their heads turning sharply in a way that seems painful.

"Our parents were Mad Scientists Mr. Grayson. What do you think happened to us?" It's Jazz who snaps out. Seeming fearful, but not of him, not of him.

Her eyes linger on Bruce for a second and he is suddenly reminded of the picture Alfred has of his niece and her husband and how much he looks like Jack Fenton. He swallows back his nausea.

"You will be safe here." He swear.

Danny snorts "I'll believe that when I see it."

we've all talked about the iconic neil cameo (i will never tire of talking about the iconic neil cameo) but the scraps jean hands us about andrew? warms my heart. the fact that people in the exy world have picked up on how he's actually putting an effort into games this year. the way he heaves himself out of goal so fast to defend neil from riko. that wymack told the press it was andrew's idea to put neil in defense and it was hailed as genius. andrew getting the recognition he deserves, even if he doesn't care for it. jean speaking to an empty room, "he will be court", as confidently as kevin speaks about neil. andrew having a dedicated candy drawer. andrew always looking at wymack when kevin and neil are being pedantic. andrew and neil and the quiet way they are wrapped around each other's existence. andrew minyard.

Beneath the clothes were his few personal possessions: namely, postcards and magnets Kevin had bought him while on the road with Riko for press events.

Jean’s favorite, a small wooden bear with a red beret […]

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“You are a pipe dream.” - Nora Sakavic, The King’s Men

Hi I saw you write for scream but could you write Stu and billy x shy! Photographer male reader. He’s in the friend group and both Stu and billy get jealous when other guys flirt with him or they always jump in his photos.

BILLY LOOMIS & STU MACHER X SHY photographer MALE READER

"Hey Y/n! When are you gonna take some pictures of me and not some stupid birds!" Tatum playfully teases putting her hand on Y/n's wrist pulling him away from the camera.

Of course Y/n's name being mentioned caught the attention of his two secret boyfriends. Billy and Stu.

Y/n only smiles in response before snapping a quick picture of Tatum before turning back around to take other pictures.

As the group sat by the water fountain many students and their groups walked past the popular group with all different emotions and reactions. Most students gossiping about what they know about the group or talking about a specific member of the group.

But today surprisingly people were talking about the shyest of the group Y/n L/n. All the talk about him was good. Most talk about his looks and personality others talk about his obvious differences from the group.

The group talked and chatted mostly with Billy and Stu talking with their girlfriends only budging in a few times in other conversations. And Randy ranting about movies to Y/n whose not really listening.

"Hey Y/n! Over here!"

The shout caught the group's attention and especially the two boyfriends of the said name.

A jock and a few of his buds walk over to Y/n waving at him with smiles.

Stu is first to raise an eyebrow alongside secretly putting a hand on Y/n's lower back.

"Hey Y/n...Uhm me and the other boys were wondering if you'd come to our game tonight?" The jock asked with his buddies agreeing.

"What do you guys think of doing to him? A gangbang?" Stu jokes sticking his tongue out with Tatum hitting his side signalling him to shut up. "Oh- No! Not all!" One of the other jocks stammers out.

"No, we just wanted him to come and then maybe celebrate with the team over pizza." A different Jock exclaims.

"Are y'all to shy to ask him out for a date?" Randy questions with a confused look.

"Uhm yeah I was. All of the football boys were asking out their crushes out today for pizza today after the game, so I was wondering if Y/n wants to go?" The first jock clears up.

Before Y/n could answer Stu pitches up.

"Y/n doesn't like brainless jocks!" One of those words falls from Stu's mouth Y/n speaks up. "Sorry... I can't go I have a curfew." The lie falls easily.

"That's cool maybe we can go some other time?" The same jock asks.

"I'll think about it." Y/n answers.

As the jocks leave Billy and Stu shares a knowing look.

"Why did you keep interrupting! It would be nice if Y/n had a boyfriend." Tatum asks Stu. Before Stu could say something dumb Billy pitches in.

"Those guys were clearly picking on him." Once Billy says that Randy nods in agreement.

"Cmon guys class is about to start." Sidney says moving away from Billy's lap standing up with Tatum and Randy.

"Nah. I think i'll stay here a little longer." Billy says with Stu agreeing. As the couples wish each other bye Y/n and Randy share a little handshake saying bye.

Stu and Billy sit back down watching the others leave. Once they were out of sight Billy moved over to Y/n wrapping an arm around him. Billy presses his head against Y/n's whispering into his ear.

"We're gonna kill those stupid jocks just for you baby." Billy smirks against Y/n before giving the side of his head a quick kiss. Stu laughs and nods his head agreement.

"They're gonna wish that they never flirted with you." Stu whispers loudly feeling Billy hit his shoulder.

"Cmon lets take you to class and maybe take a quick stop by the bathroom." Stu giggles getting up with his two other boyfriends following behind him.

TIMESKIP

The hallways were empty as the three of them walked around the building.

"Hey, I have this idea." Billy says taking both of his boyfriend's arms dragging them both to the bathroom. Billy made sure that no one was in the restroom with them before talking.

"How about you host a party in a couple of days Stu and invite everyone you'd love to kill. And Y/n here would be wearing his first ghost face costume taking pictures as we murder them. Doesn't that sound like an ideal date." Billy tells both his lovers.

Stu nods his head in excitement already liking the idea. Stu wraps his arms around Y/n's waist hooking him up in the air.

"That sounds perfect! And maybe Y/n will get his first kill!" Stu shouts as Y/n tries to get Stu's hands off of him.

Billy takes Y/n's camera and snaps a photo of his two lovers.

"And once we are done killing we're gonna leave this hell hole of a town and find a new one and give it hell!" Stu exclaims kissing Y/n on the neck. Billy sets the camera down on a dry sink before going to his two lovers.

"We are gonna find the perfect place for the three of us. Only just the three of us. No stupid girlfriends, no jocks. Just us." Billy says before kissing Y/n on the lips.

Stu watches in joy as his two boyfriends make out. But a frown crawls onto his face feeling left out.

"Hey, what happened to the three of us." Stu teases pushing Billy away from Y/n before kissing the shy male deeply.

Billy moves Y/n in the middle between them swapping protective kisses and words back and forth. The three of them share one last kiss before Billy picks up the camera handing it back to Y/n before they leave the bathroom.

Stu and Billy walk Y/n to class both walking side by side behind him.

Once they reach the stop Stu gives Y/n a sweet kiss on the lips. "Bye babe~" "Bye Stu." Y/n says back before turning to face Billy. "Bye Bills." "Bye Y/n." Billy responds back kissing Y/n one last time before watching him get inside his classroom.

Billy and Stu begin to walk their separate ways not before kissing each other bye.

TIMESKIP after school!

The friend group all walked on the sidewalk together talking and gossiping. "Guys I have an idea! How about we all go on a couple movie dates. Y/n and Randy could just be boyfriends for the day." Tatum suggests with a smile.

"Not today... My folks are having this family dinner I can't miss." Billy lies before Stu adds his excuse. "Yeah I can't i'm grounded for the day."

"Damn it. How about next time then?" Tatum asks also stopping waiting for Y/n to be done taking a picture of something.

"Yeah, bye guys see you all tomorrow!" Stu says kissing Tatum goodbye before leaving with Y/n.

"I didn't know Y/n and Stu walked together." Randy points out watching the two leave. "They only live a couple houses down from each other." Billy says taking Sidney by her hand continues walking.

"You sure know a lot about them two." Tatum says only half teasingly.

"What can I say, we started to spend a lot of time together during the past few months." Billy says.

THE END

Imagine Ketterdam centuries in the future, where all six crows have become saints, and their shenanigans have too many references sin history books to be written off as fairytales.

Kaz Brekker, the Saint of thieves who takes pity on the lost souls and evokes power into the hearts of crooks.

Inej Ghafa the Saint of the abused, holding a protective hand over those who share her story and causing slavers great misfortune.

Jesper Fahey, the Saint of treasure whose name those whisper at gambling tables for good luck and is said to guard all zowa.

Wylan Hendriks, a Saint of runaways who watches over the shaken souls and bruised children who slip out of their bedroom windows to start new lives.

Nina Zenik, the Saint of lovers who couples leave offerings to in hopes that their love will be eternal, no matter what.

Matthias Helvar, the Saint of soldiers who younglings going to war pray to for mercy, and known to protect Grisha when called upon.

Yearly reminder that Nowhere Boys premiered on abc 3 for the first time 10 years ago. (7th of November 2013)

HAPPY 10th ANNIVERSARY NOWHERE BOYS!!!

BADLAND DANCING collab 🔥

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now go read his fic ⬇️

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