Yknow what, I'm keeping this prompt for...reasons
time-travel au except instead of anakin/obi-wan/padmé going back in time, it’s one or a few of the Brothers
can you imagine what that would be like?
qui-gon and obi-wan are fighting darth maul on naboo, maul is clearly winning, and out of nowhere there’s this h u g e surge in the force
everyone is disoriented, maul recovers first and moves to deliver a killing blow, and all of a sudden he gets shot in the back like 27 times
in the background there’s the nearly incoherent babble of “kriffing hells that hurt what was it what happened holy shit that’s a sith that is definitely a sith should we shoot it sir we should definitely shoot it it’s about to kill a general we have to help did we kill it is it dead it’s gotta be dead now go check it i don’t want to check it let’s just shoot it again there it’s gotta be dead now are you alright generals”
maul is definitely dead, the energy shield things power down, obi-wan rushes to his master’s side and the incoherent babble gets louder as they’re suddenly surrounded by a team of men in white and blue armor all scrambling to provide aid
obi-wan, satisfied that his master isn’t going to get himself fucking m u r d e r e d any time soon, turns to examine to newcomers
a hush falls over the group when they see his face
then, out of the silence, comes “….holy kriff, sir, your boyfriend is a b a b y” followed by one of the men smacking the back of another’s helmet with a loud crack and growling “shut the fuck up, fives”
everyone is very confused for the foreseeable future
(bonus: the Brothers are d e l i g h t e d to meet baby!anakin, and he is equally delighted. no one else is delighted by a group of highly-trained soldiers calling a 9yo “general” and visibly restraining themselves from doing exactly what he tells them at all times.)
I’m always here for time-travel Molly/Caleb fan fiction but I just pictured the well adjusted post campaign Caleb experimenting on new time spells with Essek and accidentally traveling back in time and saving Molly and for some reason it’s hilarious to me
Like…
1) Caleb surrounded by all the disasters of early campaign Mighty Nein and their all like….Caleb are you okay? You seem okay I’m worried
2) Caleb/Molly/Essek where Caleb misses his husband, Essek, and his love, Molly, and his crush, Kingsley
3) Caleb meeting Essek again and going…Well this is awkward my traitor to the dynasty husband without all his character development
4) Just like…all of it there’s so much comedy potential. Imagine well adjusted Caleb having a conversation about mental health with any of them
5) Caleb just absolutely destroying Trent Ickithon
And like yeah there would be some angst cause he misses the future and has to do it all again but I just think it would be a Really Fun Fanfic
i love this little game <33
while drawing this i ended up subconsciously taking way more inspiration from this work than i expected, so you should go look at it bc it rocks
This is the single best take on Dragon Age 2 I’ve ever read and why I will defend it with my life AND TWO OF THE WRITERS BASICALLY CONFIRMED IT??
(Also everyone go follow Margaret Owen on twitter. she writes books.)
twitter thread here
one of the best things you can make a female character is really bad at interpersonal relationships
Happy Anniversary, Harry Potter! Thank you for 20 years of magic ⚡️
Anonymous said: Who are your favorite three companions to take along with you from each DA game?
My squad(s).
Hit with the terrible realization that in the third Horizon game they’re going to make us fight a Horus with a bow and arrows