What’s A Little Brother But A Walking Lift To Pick You Up And Reach Bugs

Wednesday holds up a bloody denim jacket: Tanaka, taste some of this blood to aid us in identifying the suspect

Yoko: Okay, first, ask me nicer. Second, I don't have to lick it, I can just smell it.

Enid: Wednesday, let me do it. I'm the werewolf.

Yoko: Whats that supposed to mean? You think you can smell blood better than a vampire?

Enid: Bestie, you could be the Queen of the Damned, and I would still sniff it better.

Yoko snatches the jacket out of Wednesday's hands: She didn't ask you, she asked the QUALIFIED blood expert

Enid grabs the sleeve of the jacket: Expert? Ajax gave you cow blood and you didn't even notice!

Yoko: Let go before you vom all over it, light weight

Enid: Don't worry, I'll aim for those Nike knock offs instead

Wednesday watches silently as Enid and Yoko fall to the ground wrestling for the jacket

Divina: Thanks for inviting me, Addams. Wanna Reese's cup?

Yoko: MUTT

Enid: HAG

🌈✨ALLY✨🌈

she’s everything 💕

Me and my friend went clothes shopping today and as soon as we walked through the door, this is what greeted us.

I said to my friend "Oh my god, it's practically Enid's whole wardrobe. In fact I'm pretty sure most of these, Enid may actually wear in the show".

Her reply was, "Yeah, it's Enid's wardrobe. But the black and white sweater though? It's officially canon, she clearly stole that from Wednesday!".

While we were taking a few quick photos, a member of staff came over, and we thought they were going to ask us to stop.

Imagine our surprise when they just quietly said "Thanks for noticing the display, fellow Wenclair shippers" shot us a wink and then walked away. We absolutely lost our minds.

THEY KNOW WHAT THE MASSES WANT! ALL HAIL THE LESBIAN DIVORCE DRAMA! ALL HAIL OUR MOTHERS RHAENICENT!

Alicent shitposting pt.25

Dick becoming Robin at 10 is so interesting because hey, this is pretty much one of the world's youngest athletes who wanted to kill his parent's murderer with his bare hands.

He's also the same person who stays up too late watching cartoons and most likely falls asleep during fights.

The rogue gallery vs Robin but it's Harley carrying a sleeping Boy Wonder to her hyenas to watch over him in a cuddle nest, Ivy making a thorned protection shed around him, and Harvey covering him with his jacket while they wait for batman to come collect his boy

If he's running after Waylon in the sewers and trips, bruising his knees, Waylon will wait out Batman with him while offering him rat stew, " It's good for growth." Dick politely declines but appreciates the sentiment

Selina bribes him with late night milkshakes and sweet delights and takes him to animal shelters. She sends Bruce 10+ pics of Dick cuddling with homeless kittens,

She watches Batman toe the edge of insanity as his ward throws an Olympic tantrum because he was forbidden from adopting 20 cats and holy hell. This crime life is worth it.

Oswald teaches him to pick pocket and also educates him on bird care. Bruce asks him how his first solo mission's going,

" arrest him??"

Dick sends him a snap chat of a bird eating seeds from his hand like, " I can't the little guys are eating"

Mr. Freeze helps Dick with his physics homework while Bruce is quite literally on ice. He gets sick and can't patrol because it'd be irresponsible, but Dick is just having fun with the sirens

" Fun" means tying the Joker up like a pinata and beating the hell out of him while wearing a peach and mint facemask

rhaenyra targaryen and alicent hightower after six years

We don't talk enough about the fact that Goody's probably still possessing Wednesday/her necklace

The amount of untapped potential for hilarity...

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