Big Man

Ancient Sage

favorite beast images

Pwning the Pope

true story from 2011

For those of y'all who do have access to follow a TikTok link. Here's the video!!

I hope u know this made me laugh lmao

Reblog to give me bigger tits

Tumblr is my detox, y'all will love it here

TUMBLR 101: a helpful guide for tiktok refugees

are YOU a former tiktok user trying to learn how to use tumblr to fill the void the american tiktok ban is leaving in your soul? here are some things you should know, from someone who’s going on their eighth year on this hellsite:

1. you can say anything on here. gone are the days of having to use words like “unalive” and “seggs.” murder! kill! sex! fuck! speak your mind!

2. there is a community for you on here. regardless of what you’re into or however small the fandom is, you have a place here. at least one other person will have heard of your weird obscure interest. strike up a conversation!

3. followers don’t matter. tumblr is one of the last remaining social media sites in which your number of followers means absolute jack shit. this can be disorienting at first, but once you lean into the fact that everyone on this website is equal, it’s very freeing. clout means nothing here.

4. similarly, you can post at any time. while tiktok has an algorithm that favors certain times, tumblr has no such algorithm. post whatever you want, whenever you want. every post has virtually the same chance at getting notes, regardless of when it is posted.

5. tags can have spaces between the words! this one is very exciting. tags can be a whole sentence. you can also use the tags to comment on someone’s post without actually adding onto the physical post itself (which is sometimes frowned upon and called “derailing” if you use this feature to bring up a completely different point other than the one that’s being made on the original post).

TL;DR: speak your mind, find your place, followers don’t matter, post anytime, have fun with tags!! tumblr is a wonderful site used to share things you’re excited about. be patient with yourself as you’re learning and have fun!

I had to

a fun little challenge ive given myself in monster hunter rise is to initiate combat with a monster, go into camera mode, activate the depth of field effect, and try to get a decent picture of it while also trying not to get hit. anyway here are some really good kulu pics i just took

Current mood: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

He called the priest "doc" like he's Bugs Bunny

I have the biggest headache ever and all i can think of is this clip of jerma saying “father forgive me for i have a headache” and him calling the confessional a kissing booth

“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.