To Be Perfectly Honest, I Really Wish Rey Had Been Like, Obi-Wan’s Granddaughter Or Something Purely

So I started rewatching Death Note, as you do, and I noticed that for the first few minutes before Light gets the Death Note his eyes are void as fuck. He looks lifeless, like a painted doll. He doesn't really look alive. 

It’s not until he notices the notebook falling that he gains the shine that most anime characters have. I’m pretty sure it’s not a hot take to say that Light was probably at least a little depressed before he found the Death Note. Honestly speaking I think finding the Death Note and using it made Light the happiest he had ever been in his admittedly short life. And it’s not just the killing criminals thing that made him happy, it was the absence of boredom, because like it or not, Light had never had a challenge before in his life until the notebook.

This isn't an argument that the Death Note was the best thing to have ever happen to Light, because that notion is entirely debatable, but rather it’s an argument that the Death Note made Light’s life more colorful for him.

Because we can't know for sure what would have happened if Light continued on the way he had without ever finding the death note. Would he have found happiness despite the ever present boredom and distaste towards his fellow man? Or would he have become even more depressed? We don't know, but we do know that up until the moment the notebook dropped, Light had been unhappy. 

Finally started reading Eden’s Zero and can now say with the utmost certainty that Rebecca has something that Lucy should have had all along... Fucking guns. You do not understand the sense of euphoria I got from watching her pull out some guns and just shoot some motherfuckers. Like, it was almost therapeutic.

So I’m rewatching the Mandalorian and can I just say that even from episode 1 din is just such a dramatic bitch? Like, there was no need to wait until Horatio had gone downstairs and was looking at of all the other dudes submerged in carbonite that had been Din’s bounties. Din could have straight up just shoved him in but he chose not to and like, he’s just so iconic?

Have you noticed that the fan art for L Lawliet and Jeff the Killer looks startlingly similar at times? Because I have, and I have not known sleep for days.

I love Chinese bl novels because the main character will always be like, “I’m a straight male who has never had a single homosexual thought ever”

And then like not even five months later they’ll be giving out a blowjob “purely for science” like that’s a completely normal and heterosexual thing to do.

Like, I’m currently reading a transmigration novel where the mc is like, “I’m so straight,” but then his first solution to a problem that he’s having where someone is spying on him to ruin his reputation is to have a phone call in front on the spy about having an affair, go out and buy sexy lingerie, invite his “husband” to a night in a hotel, and then wait for the chaos.

My brother in Christ, what part of you felt like that was the heterosexual thing to do??

Common things you learn to do when you have a sibling

1. Yawn with one eye open at least, you don't know when your sibling will get uppity and put their finger in your mouth like the utter heathen they are.

2. Walk with your ass covered. Vigilance is your friend and your sibling is your enemy. Your sibling will take every chance they have to kick you right between your ass cheeks. 

3. Steal their charger. You could steal other things too but nothing causes as much outrage as stealing the continued lifeblood of their phone.

4. Accept the reality that your sibling’s friends are trash and will always be trash in your mind.

5. Fighting to first blood. Body slamming your sibling to the ground is something you learn to do early on.

I started reading Naruto fanfiction again and the words “ya know” have been violently re-added to my vocabulary.

I don't know if someone’s mentioned this yet but has anyone compared how the hijab is treated in real life and how the Mandalorian’s armor is treated in Star Wars? From people trying to forcefully take it off to see what’s underneath, to people saying that they are being brainwashed for wanting to wear their collective head covering.

I don’t know, it just has some parallels that are interesting to think about.

I think it’s because in all those other situations, there was at least hope. Yue Qingyuan had a sliver hope that if only he could just get there fast enough, or be strong enough, he could save his Xiao Jiu. But in a situation where Shen Qingqiu is dead, there’s no hope, there’s no point.

Why do you think Yue Qingyuan doesn't go wild after Shen Qingqiu self detonates?

Why isn't he going to get back Shen Qingqiu's corpse?

Is it because he respects Shen Qingqiu's choice to sacrifice himself for his disciple?

Is it because he doesn't want to trigger an actual war?

Or is it because his Xiao Jiu has been dead for a long time already and he knows it?

I'm so curious because it's so at odds with Yue Qingyuan who walked into an obvious trap at the hope of getting Shen Jiu back

The Yue Qingyuan who pushed himself to the point of being stuck with a sword that drains his life force when he uses it

The Yue Qingyuan who clawed at walls of a cave to escape and ran away to save Shen Jiu when he could

The Yue Qingyuan who pulled away from a scene where Shen Jiu had murdered people to without a care of the crime

Why was Yue Qingyuan staying back at Cang Qiong while Liu Qingge fought for Shen Qingqiu's corpse?

So I was rewatching Maid Same when I reached the beach episode and my hatred for Nagisa Tsuwamono has reawaken from it’s long slumber. Holy shit she’s such a bitch. The way she treats Aoi and her whole internal monologue just pisses me off. Like how she was like constantly ragging on Aoi to be more like a man and how she took away Aoi’s wig because she personally didn't approve. It just made me so angry. I had to restrain myself not to just throw my laptop to the floor in frustration.