Odysseus: How many suitors are there? Servant: 128. Though, twenty of them formed a guard, after Antinous turned out to be a dick. Odysseus: *Thinking* Servant: Ten are away with the prince, the other ten are keeping guard over Penelope. Odysseus: Why? Servant: They're being bodyguards Odysseus: No, why did they come if they're not seeking the Queen's hand? Servant: Oh, they're trying to convince the Prince to marry their daughters. *Meanwhile* Guard #1: *Watching Telemachus with one of his friends* I'm starting to think the Prince might be swinging the other way. Guard #2: That's alright, I've got a son.
kudos to jorge for continually making the release of the ithaca saga an immersive experience by going to ithaca itself, missing the ferry, getting caught in a storm, and having the livestream delayed. can’t wait to see everyone in ten years for the final album!
oh, to be the owner of a small bookshop on a cobblestone street with roses climbing the front of the building, where books are stacked about in piles and there’s always coffee brewing and a sleepy shop dog lifts his head at the sound of the door’s bell and thumps his tail against the hardwood
We watched the Devil die that day. We watched him die 9 times
And he drank it all
this is what deku’s letter to kaachan looked like when he went on his vigilante adventures :3
also posted on my twitter
you go to college and no one wants to play warrior cats anymore. bitch we need to take back sunningrocks.
Some of you might think im just a sex obsessed freak. Well i am. Youre following a pervert. Have a nice day.
date idea: u tell me exactly how u feel about me in specific detail until my brain calms down and stops thinking u hate me
Do what makes you happy. Find a rock. Paint it. Name it. Wash it and put it in your mouth. Put hats on it. Lovely.