Does Anybody Have A Bootleg Of The 1596 Production Of A Midsummer Night's Dream?? :/

“ self portrait ”

when I was a kid you had to do the charlie the unicorn voice whether you liked it or not. you had to say candy mountain charlieeee in the voice. not like these days

saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie

if you seriously think all that money you're donating is going straight to the maintenance of the site you're insane 😭

so did that the vampire get the job

Tumblr is a little too safe today enjoy a fire to incinerate your mutuals

Bats that look like little dumplings while they’re being held by biologists, like if u agree

does anyone want to die horribly together. its fine if not *walks sadly away carrying a little bundle on a stick and dragging my feet*

the vampires got it right. life is about being bisexual and a little bit pathetic. and going through different levels of depressive episodes

Perfume bottles from Sir Henry Wellcome’s Museum Collection.