Pussy So Good It Haunts The Narrative

Found this cute kuromi keychain/badge deco sticker thingy so I did the only thing I know how to do and bought Damien stickers for it :3

seeing transphobes on tumblr is insane. Brother you are blogging on the trans gay sex website

British victorian era generator ! :D

Your month of birth:

January: Prince/Princess

February: Baron/Baroness

March: Marquis/Marquise

April: Earl/Countess

May: Butler/Maid

June: Duke/Duchess

July: Homless boy/girl

August: Salesman/woman

September: King/Queen

October: Joker

November: Prostitute

December: Farmer/worker

First letter of your first name:

A: Arthur/Alice

B: Benedict/Beatrice

C: Charles/Cordelia

D: David/Dorothea

E: Elijah/Evelyn

F: Francis/Fiona

G: George/Gwen

H: Humphrey/Helena

I: Isaiah/Iris

J: John/Juliette

K: Kyrie/Kelvin

L: Luther/Lucille

M: Marcus/Muriel

N: Neville/Novalynn

O: Oscar/Ophelia

P: Pascal/Penelope

Q: Qasim/Quintessa

R: Randall/Rosemary

S: Samuel/Sophia

T: Theodore/Theodosia

U: Uriah/Urith

V: Vincent/Victoria

W: William/Willow

X: Xerxes/Xenia

Y: Yoel/Yolanda

Z: Zander/Zipporah

Last letter of your last name:

A: Addams

B: Berrycloth

C: Chapman

D: Dankworth

E: Edwards

F: Featherswallow

G: Graham

H: Hughes

I: Insworthy

J: Jones

K: Knight

L: Lawrence

M: Matthews

N: Naiswell

O: Osborne

P: Palmer

Q: Quintrell

R: Ratcliff

S: Stewart

T: Taylor

U: Underhill

V: Villin

W: White

X: Xavier

Y: Yates

Z: Zachary

Your favorite color:

White: Death by suicide

Yellow: Poisoned by an secret admirer

Orange: Burned alive as a witch

Brown: Stumbled into horseshit face first, while being drunk and suffocated

Red: Killed by Jack the Ripper

Purple: Ran over by a carriage

Blue: Fell of a great height

Green: Ripped apart by a grizzly bear

Grey: Died peacefully in their sleep

Black: Killed by the pest

Comment bellow what you got and tag at least three people >:D

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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

DAMIEN HEADCANONS DAMIEN HEADCANONS | sfw !!

just some detailed headcanons bc im a damien kinnie hehe - the painting of the dog in the sitting room was actually damien's old dog, but after lucien developed severe dog allergies he had to send the poor pup away and the painting was put up in memory - when damien was a bit younger and got into anime (specifically naruto heuhue) he used to try and make a poor bowl of ichiraku ramen whenever an episode was planning to air - despite lucien's allergies, damien sometimes likes to make up for the disadvantages by showing him the section of kittens in the animal shelter. lucien has a thing for the hairless cats. - easily forgotten among his friends, but damien dances quite a lot,,, like, a lot—more in the comfort of his own space because he's too shy, but definitely loves a good waltz or even samba - sometimes damien feels a bit of shame for picking lucien up after school in his 'boring' clothes because he's scared he's an embarrassment—most of the time, tends to need reassurance of his insecurities - he's camera shy, and worries a shite-load about if he looks okay or not—sometimes people take it as him being conceited, but in reality he just tends to feel self-conscious - in relationships, damien isn't actually all that used to having someone give back the same amount of affection as he commonly does (etc. bouquets, little gifts, physical affection) and often finds himself surprised and bashful when his partner pays attention to what he likes (+ does the little cute pout thing) - in college, damien used to have a lot of pin-up posters of all the hot goth rockers he adored in his time and still has them kept up and away somewhere his room, though mary still teases him about it to this day - for comedic purposes during halloween, damien will truly feed into 'vampire' assumptions by wearing fake glue-in fangs and act a little ominously in the process (he's actually very good at it)

monster monster high monster high monster monster high cmon dont be shy

why is wanting and needing things so humiliating like yes i do need a hug so what whatever die kys dont look at me i hope you blow up youre nothing leave me alone

Keep fucking that old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elliott (stardew valley) stimboard :•]

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