I Want To Be In A Problematic Yaoi Relationship With Somebody

i think that presenting cannibalism as a metaphor for intimacy was perhaps one of the greatest things we ever did as a society. Like you’re telling me you want to eat me, make me a part of you, consume me? that’s so romantic, tell me more, i love you

wait are y’all an ocean guy, lake guy, or river guy. i am a river guy tbh

bro i swear we're not gonna do anything weird this time i just need you to meet me in the cemmy (<- new way to say cemetery)

You're not immune to dream daddy fanarts in 2023

Translation for 2nd pic:

- so, [illegible dad name], are you ready to spend a gothic evening with me

(⬆️crashed gargoyle)

bella was lucky she didn’t have a cell phone of any kind because you know ya boi edward would be blowing up that phone 24-7 going “saw a snail today…. effervescent” or some shit equivalent

Anyone remember being like 11 and being jokerfied by vocaloid dark woods circus

Took a moment to draw the best bachelor

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

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Craig has to pretend to be siblings with Mat!

— Random DD Fic Prompt (@ddficgen) Dec 15, 2022