If You Could Reach Trough Time And (re)design The Popular Image Of Any (classic) Creepypasta, Which Would

Damien insulting somebody via the language of flowers OR in the garden explaining a flower meaning to somebody who is just watching him in his element with absolute heart-eyes

How about a little bit of both?

"These little ones are symbols for rejection. The orange lilies, as you know, represents pure hatred. Begonias for negligence, petunias for anger, buttercups for childishness..."

Damien explaining to somebody the insults behind every flower in his specially-crafted bouquet before he sends it off to the local Death Goth and Beyond. Truly an appreciative customer, for sure.

Help.

I'm really like....in bad shape right now. I'm a T1 diabetic and my glucose levels have been getting worse and worse (to the point that I woke up close to 400 this morning) because I've been unable to afford healthy foods that I can eat

Rent and bills and everything else are coming up and I could really use some $$$ to stay afloat as I have literally zero dollars to my name right now.

I'm currently working as a recruiter and can absolutely assist with resume writing and editing (also editing of any other nature as well) in exchange for a few dollars thrown my way.

C*shapp: ghulehhh

Please boost, do not tag as d*nations

Waow! Girl has been converted to Creature!

I have a very one track mind

*puts a flower behind my ear* great news, everybody! im redeemed now. i had a redemptive arc. you can trust me with the elemental shards now

i fucking hate this because i KNOW that there cant literally be DRACULA on mars but im going to fucking click this link just to make sure that there arent space fucking vampires on mars and i fucking hate that

Church of La Asuncion. Spain.

The reason why I continue to use twt over tumblr is because if I post on twt and no one interacts it feels fine like I’m at peace speaking into the world and no one responding but on here I feel like I’m in the ward and there’s people outside listening to me being insane

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

WHY IS THERE A LEGO AXE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR