Latest Posts by bloodmarches - Page 2

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

To the ao3 author who wrote really good Damien porn and deleted it all, I hope you know you ruined my life

“The Mushroom Dance” from Fantasia (1940)

Toshihiko Takamizawa's custom guitars

put in the tags:

your first concert

your last concert

your next concert

your favourite concert

Whatever happened to being a quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag? You guys used to love busting it down sexual style

more doodles because why not

daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch

Keep fucking that old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

you dont like spider man ? thwip thwip ?

vintage bat illustrations (sources 1 + 2 + 3 + 4 + 5)

it's messed up that men with long hair can just cut their hair and then no longer be a man with long hair

You find yourself stuck in an elevator with your icon and your username. How happy are you?

Waow! Girl has been converted to Creature!

off-white spring 2023 rtw

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

I’ve had enough of you… GUARDS! Impregnate this man.

i am going to fetishize kinds of men you’ve only seen in your peripheral vision at the grocery store

um yeah I pull bitches. pull bitches into my dark realm of terrors

strange decanters by etienne meneau

smoking that shit that makes you say hitherto and unbeknownst

im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!

an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.

“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids

damn dude you look like you'd be fun to chase

Art nouveau bat brooch by Meyle and Mayer

i think that presenting cannibalism as a metaphor for intimacy was perhaps one of the greatest things we ever did as a society. Like you’re telling me you want to eat me, make me a part of you, consume me? that’s so romantic, tell me more, i love you

bro i swear we're not gonna do anything weird this time i just need you to meet me in the cemmy (<- new way to say cemetery)

I don’t have a dick but I do think with it