Source: The Femme’s Guide To The Universe, By Shar Rednour

hear me out cake, but instead of ppl i want to fuck it’s songs that kind of fit The Character if you squint and tilt your head just right and have a beautiful mind

horniest battle moments:

- taking your ally's weapon out of their scabard to use yourself

- using someone else's shoulder as a rifle stand

- nudging someone's chin up with the tip of your weapon

- freezing with your blades against one another's throats, breathing into each other's mouths

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

i thought you guys were cherrypicking fragrantica reviews but they really are all like this

gives your wordgirl a new outfit

english slang is awful i would hate to be learning this shit. like the word shit. something can be horseshit or bullshit which means it's a lie. but cow shit is just poop. and something can be dogshit which means it's really bad quality. but cat shit is just poop.

Nintama Rantarou Seal Book

kiki is warm in the sense fire burns and the sharp rays of the sunlight are unforgiving. but kiki is cold in the sense icicles dont soften when they die.

bouba is warm like bubbling stew in a pot or lava lamp orbs are. and it is cold in the sense it is morning dewdrops and little cool bubbles in the ocean. do you see my vision

i think this is a few degrees removed from being a poem of some kind