Hilma Af Klimt Group Ix/suw, The Swan, No. 1 (1915)

Manslaughter sounds like it should be a way worse crime than murder. You didn’t just kill that guy you slaughtered him like the hog. It’s like if there was a even less-punished version of jaywalking called traffic massacre

If I start my sentence with "Girl" I mean it in a gay way like I'm about to bitch to you about my coworkers who I hate and who I am nothing but nice to. If I start my sentence with "Maaan" I mean it in a tired teen boy way. Like Shaggy learning that he's eaten the last of his vile sandwiches

Dear Diary,

Today I have acquired a new blorbo. It is, of course, a wretched little man with a somewhat twisted sense of honour. I put him in my blorbo basket and carried him home. Tomorrow I shall display him on the mantel when my friend comes for tea.

haha that's a nice starry-eyed ambition you've got there buddy. sure hope the narrative doesn't warp it into something ruthless and all-consuming

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality

Emerald Moth (Geometra papilionaria)

honestly with how much fragrantica dunks on alien you would expect it to be sinister but it’s literally just a jasmine. real question is why isn’t anyone talking about angel

my old mermaid au for may!!

Song of the Sea - Reimagined Movie Poster (Reupload)

wait I didnt post this old kaito