Blorbo-jail - I Am Cringe But I Am Free

AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1

This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

SUPERNATURAL 1.19 Provenance

yes i like supernatural but only in a plato's allegory of the cave kinda way

I’m increasingly worried by all the people on my dash calling themselves insane for loving stories in the way humans have loved stories our whole history. “The brain rot is spreading” — you mean you were changed by art? “I’m not normal about this” — you were moved by it? You felt human emotions about it? “I’m about to be so annoying” — you’re going to talk about art? You’re going to be passionate? You’re going to think deeply about it? You’re going to feel love for the work of someone’s soul? You are not a consumer and art is not a product to be casually used! You are a human and stories are the beating heart of our humanity! You must feel everything and you must know that it is normal!

tug of war

sam's first biggest crime was growing out his bangs. his second biggest crime was switching to wearing flannel.

if sam tried to get a normalcore job he would land in one of those everyone’s a family startups and things would actually probably go okay until they did their first friday “bonding event” and went to the nearest axe-throwing bar and despite having already drunk like seven beers which is making all of his coworkers start calculating bmi to blood alcohol ratios and coming to the conclusion that this guy can drink sam manages to hit a bullseye with every one of his axes and even break the target a little from the force of his throwing. when asked how he was possibly able to do that he absolutely fumbles the bag and laughs out “just got good at chopping off heads, you know?” which makes everyone think maybe that WASN’T a joke and it’s only because his coworker ethan hit “reply all” on an email talking about how one of the ladies in HR is pretty sure this guy’s real name is sam winchester and he’s wanted for pretty much everything that sam doesn’t show up to work on monday where an FBI team is hanging around his cubicle. once he’s moved to a new state he leaves them a one star review on glassdoor

THANK YOU FOR BEING BORN🥯

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Need to get this Murdock kid out of my head