Dawg Look At My Therapist I’m Killing Myself 😂

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Struck by a realization.

Caracalla, a horribly disease ridden forceps baby, seemingly forgets his involvement with his brother’s death a matter of hours, or days, after the fact.

I see people attributing this to neurosyphilis, the psychological effects of lead poisoning, etc. Obviously. But I feel like it could also be some flavor of a trauma response. Whether he is unintentionally repressing memories of violence, or deliberately refusing to accept reality and thus losing the thread, I’m not quite sure.

Yeah, the man is obviously deeply sick. But him and Geta have also been through a history of physical abuse. A cocktail of drinking, desensitization to violence, trauma, brain damage, and psychosis all contributed.

If Caracalla was experiencing some type of severe complex trauma or delusions (or both;) it would be incredibly easy to completely discard anything that doesn’t adhere to the reality his mind had created. Especially when that reality is a place where he is correct, protected, or vindicated. Caracalla’s deep fried and shredded brain tissue would have absolutely no problem tossing out the memory of literally sawing Geta’s head off. Caracalla might have simply dismissed it as an intrusive thought he ignored, a nightmare he had. I dunno, him being conscious of the event but not recognizing it is MISERABLE!! And I am nothing if not a creator of miserable fiction.

I don’t have all of the right words here. But god. I am sick to my stomach thinking about my blorbos.

RICHARD SIKEN HAS A POETRY BOOK COMING OUT THIS AUTUMN!!!! OMG!!!!

Ok but with the lucius thing, what if Lucilla, who has finally been allowed outside after agreeing to the emperors' terms, decides to go for a walk around Rome and sees the Numidians coming in, and just stares at the cart, recognising one of the Numidians and not knowing why. She also doesn't know why he is staring back.

Anyway, smash cut to that one fight before the coliseum, Lavina's there (bc of course she is... idk), and she just realises that its her son. Maybe Geta or Caracalla catch on too (or by the very least acacius)? I honestly don't know.

unhinged concept (I'm entering that stage): Lucilla actually does adopt Geta and Caracalla which ruins Acacius's life but also makes him their step-father and they finally get an actual father figure who teaches them how the fuck to hold swords and not be the worst people ever.

and we just cancel Macrinus entirely, which, I don't know what the hell happens to Lucius but that's someone else's unhinged concept to worry about.

And we put Caracalla on a leash because the boy cannot behave. That's no way to treat your mother

*laying on the ground, emaciated and covered in muck*

Caracalla and Geta are wolves, teeth buried in each other’s throats. If either of them pull too far, the stops will be unplugged and the blood will rush to the ground where their bodies will soon fall. It is love. Dependence. Brotherhood. Any act, whether compassionate or hateful, deepens their jaw’s grasp. They cannot move, they cannot come apart. It was always going to kill them. They were always going to be each other’s end.

*coughs up blood and pulls myself into a hole in a wall*

I hope everyone I ever hold a grudge against gathers to become a small community of rival Yak farmers in Kazakhstan. Send post

EMPEROR CARACELLA Gladiator II (2024)

face reveal if anyone was wondering

Northern River Terrapin (Batagur baska), male, family Geoemydidae, found in South and SE Asia

CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.

photograph by Rupert Kainradl

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(they have so many great designs for horror film tees i wish i had a bigger wardrobe 🥲🥲🥲).

in celebration of april 13, i present all four known photos of neil, who banged out the tunes 19 years ago today

source: theagilerat.com (click right to see all four photos!)