Bronx Zoo

Bronx Zoo

My brother says he wants to relive being 8 and we’re at the dinosaur exhibit but when he was 8 I had a Dinosaur hyperfixation! So now I’m saying dinosaur facts to the tune of Starkid songs.

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1 week ago

Platonic Ship Of People Who do Horrifying Things and End Up getting with their Crush Anyway but we don’t care due to Their Regret and Being Adorkable.(Especially Jeremy,Steph Participated in the Horrifying Things.). Someone Needs Stephanie and Christine Next and Michael And Richie Lipschitz.(And A Michael Confusinh Richie for Rich). Or even Rich or Jake And Max Jagerman.(At least one of these I’ll make as an art project at school it won’t be as good as this amazing art though, it’ll be much much worse.)

Drawinf More Man Than Im Comfortable With Recently.
Drawinf More Man Than Im Comfortable With Recently.

drawinf more man than im comfortable with recently.

6 months ago

if they do I need acorn enthrall. I just want to feel that card’s power even though it’s never playable.

I'd like to request a Secret Lair that includes all the Sorcerer’s Apprentice cards please!

I don’t know if we have the rights to the cards.

2 weeks ago

I agree with the Little Bastard. Ted Spankoffski is Adorable. By Adorable I mean Come On He Did weird shit during TGWLDM and is Literally The Glenn Quagmire of Musicals.

(None Of Them Are Sane They Are All Hypocrites)

(None of them are sane they are all hypocrites)

This is silly but wouldn't leave my brain so now I have to curse you all with it too :)

2 weeks ago

that would be hilarious.

So in the original script of The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, Charlotte and Sam beat the shit out of everyone in “Join Us (And Die)”, including Charlotte hitting Paul over the head with a chair.

I love Paul so much but I would sell my soul to see Charlotte do that.

2 months ago

I’d do that As Devotion to all Colors on Phyrexians and Phyrexian Mana,So that it works without the Problematic mechanic.

Does "Devotion to Phyrexia" work within the rules?

My best guess is I think so. We don’t like putting Phyrexian mana in mana costs though, so not a great potential for use.

1 month ago

That’s hilarious.For watching Black Friday Again I’m going to use a Wiggly Doll.

I forced one of my friends to watch tgwdlm with me, and I made food for it. It was all blue. There was:

-Caramel frappe but instead of caramel it was blue raspberry syrup (surprisingly good)

-Blue popcorn

-Blue cupcakes

And it was hilarious that, as the show progressed forward, my friend realized what the food being blue meant and gradually stopped eating it.

1 week ago

Sorry I responded with the wrong blog and I don’t have the links.(Check the Episode on Apple Podcasts and some reviews include a review of home on the range.)

A grey-scale sketch of the Crying Woman with the Crucifix sobbing cartoonishly and reaching for Jonathan Harker as he walks away, distracted by a butterfly on his finger. Text around the woman's figure reads, in all caps "No, little English Herr! Don't go into Count Dracula's Castle!"

It's an old tale from way back when/ And we're gonna sing it again and again...

1 week ago

That’s sad I have a Kid in My School who knows all about Starkid and Another who’s just a general theatre kid who did both Heathers and Ride the Cyclone for School.(But because it’s a school for Neurodivergent people she got a version where Ricky keeps his disability in high school edition! Yay!)

I Tried Talking To People In My School About Nightmare Time And Nobody Knows About It Please I Desperately
I Tried Talking To People In My School About Nightmare Time And Nobody Knows About It Please I Desperately

i tried talking to people in my school about nightmare time and nobody knows about it please i desperately need friends who care about the hatchetverse

1 month ago

Anything Hatchetfield:Ascension is The Idea of Your Stupidity being so high others are below it even when they try to beat it.(Yeah I love Starkid but come on it’s just like that when it comes to dark comedy.)

Musicals as things I or other people have said

Hamilton: I always like to take a shot at our right wing audience members

Jekyll and Hyde: I’m going to drink this, and then I’m going to fight my shadow

Dear Evan Hansen: once in a while my mom is like; clean your room. Clean your attitude. Clean your face

Heathers: no amount of bleach can kill my mind

Mean Girls: you are so straight it disgusts me

Next to Normal: if the voices in your head are saying it, it must be true

Beetlejuice: the emo effect just makes you emo

Be More Chill: I can live in the ear canal

Wicked: if a blonde has glasses she’s an oxymoron, if she doesn’t have glasses she’s just a moron

Les Mis: here’s a rock. Go to the frontlines

Waitress: you know what pie makes me think of? DOGS!

Rent: hobos are capable of anything

Book of Mormon: you can’t steal God’s chips

Sweeney Todd: Jacques, I will cut out your tongue

Little Shop of Horrors: I wanted a piece of that guy’s face

Bare a pop opera: I am a happily married gay man

Ride the Cyclone: that rat is prettier than you

Phantom of the Opera: I am going to kill every composer that puts fortissimo in percussion


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6 days ago

Dabi Bounced Back but I’ve come to make an announcement.

the king is winning the tumblr sexyvillain round he's in..

Huh

Mha is the bigger fandom too, how???


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