Uncle Wiley Sweep!

Uncle Wiley Sweep!

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1 week ago

I hyperfixated on the Entire Roller-Rama But The Abstinence Camp Episode does have too little art.

i think more people need to become attached to like random freaking hatchetfield characters that only appear in like 1 nmt episode like come on where’s the love and content for stopwatch? mary and noah? hailey? snigglette? i do not see NEARLY enough content of boy jerry and girl jeri and that upsets me

1 week ago

I’ll tell what goes on and slime as much as possible from New Jersey.

the most annoying, jobless person you know (me) is having the best day ever

The Most Annoying, Jobless Person You Know (me) Is Having The Best Day Ever

i mean, tbh i can’t fly to ‘murica, but it’s still exciting :p

1 month ago

Of course

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Reblog if your blog is a safe space for these identities: agender, demiboy, demigirl, genderfluid, non-binary, and transgender!

1 month ago

Hail Cthulhu, Sorry I mean Wiggly.

“Well, He’s Deep Down In Drowsy Town, Sleepin’ The Dreamless Sleep Of The Dead!”

“Well, he’s deep down in Drowsy Town, sleepin’ the dreamless sleep of the dead!”

1 week ago

I don’t think anyone is trying to make fun of New Jersey!! I think we’re all just jealous we can’t go 😭🙏

Phew. I was actually Uncomfortable for a little there.


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2 months ago

turns out my teacher had it as her favorite Mountain Dew Flavour. Her husband has a joke where It was Cancelled because it is cursed that anything she loves is discontinued. By the way I was referencing the musical though I love the book the book Squip is way easier to kill and way easier to spread.(Code Red instead of red)

THERE’S CURRENTLY A BOTTLE OF MTN DEW RED BEING SOLD ON EBAY???

THERE’S CURRENTLY A BOTTLE OF MTN DEW RED BEING SOLD ON EBAY???


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1 month ago

Please be the secret boss in chapter 3

friend inside me

3 months ago

radical Highway go BRR

Radical Highway Go BRR

As I fall here, I recall the monster you tried to make me and like before I’ll crush you all the Same.Why did you bring me back to my darkest hour,why did you bring me back to cables,cars,and towers. From this highway I was taken off the Turn. Let Retribution Burn! Damn who let Him in here I meant to post #Bemorechill but instead #ShadowTheHedgehog so here’s the be more chill.

wooah,everything about you is so terrible. STOP!!! I want radical highway it go brr not gaslight,Gatekeep,Gender is Masc Nonbinary or Masc Agender Boss.


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3 weeks ago

that would be hilarious.

So in the original script of The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals, Charlotte and Sam beat the shit out of everyone in “Join Us (And Die)”, including Charlotte hitting Paul over the head with a chair.

I love Paul so much but I would sell my soul to see Charlotte do that.

1 month ago

I do the same with my squishamallows the huge ones are the best for it.

I'm glad squishmallows seem universally loved. Here's a post showing how much I enjoy mine!

I'm Glad Squishmallows Seem Universally Loved. Here's A Post Showing How Much I Enjoy Mine!
I'm Glad Squishmallows Seem Universally Loved. Here's A Post Showing How Much I Enjoy Mine!
I'm Glad Squishmallows Seem Universally Loved. Here's A Post Showing How Much I Enjoy Mine!
I'm Glad Squishmallows Seem Universally Loved. Here's A Post Showing How Much I Enjoy Mine!
I'm Glad Squishmallows Seem Universally Loved. Here's A Post Showing How Much I Enjoy Mine!
I'm Glad Squishmallows Seem Universally Loved. Here's A Post Showing How Much I Enjoy Mine!
I'm Glad Squishmallows Seem Universally Loved. Here's A Post Showing How Much I Enjoy Mine!
I'm Glad Squishmallows Seem Universally Loved. Here's A Post Showing How Much I Enjoy Mine!

These are the plushies ever, definitely

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The Mischapocalypse is Over He has been Appeased.This is just my highlights. Credit To Kev Walker for theProfile pic art and mark rose water for the trivia and card effect since he's the Un rules manager.As well credit toSiimon Dominic For The Amazing Blossoming tortoise and the Magic design team for the effect.Blossoming Tortoise 28BBGGLegendary Creature:Phyrexian Turtle HorrorAffinity For BeeblesFlying,Trample,Protection From Eldrazi,Nonbasic Islandwalk,Banding,PhasingAt the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library and balance it on your body.When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Blossoming Tortoise 2.As Blossoming. tortoise 2 enters name a card. If someone says the cards name or names a card in play or on the stack they get a poison counter. Whenever Blossoming Tortoise2 enters or attacks, mill three cards, then return a land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.Activated abilities of lands you control cost {1} less to activate.Land creatures you control get +1/+1.9/9

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