REAL REAL

No, you're right, he doesn't want you BOTH. He wants to play up w/ me and SF. We're going to put SF in a cute, pink Ballerina costume.

Teddy doodles for The Consumers

and my slipper

not to be controversial but respect trans women or die by my sword

He looks like that slime ghost from Ghostbusters and the slime ghost from ghost hunters.

This is bane 👍

My father is watching this!! 💀

Went into The Penguin after seeing the trailer expecting Sofia Falcone to be some crazy minor antagonist who exists to just get in the way (*cue Gotham flashbacks*) and instead got a very powerful (and honestly quite justified) rendition of feminine rage motivated by betrayal, societal misogyny, gaslighting and isolation. It's very overt messaging, too. Her family, her coworkers, her friends, her city, even her therapist have all used her for their own means. You get to a point where you see that genuinely everyone in her life has fucked her over and she's not going to play by their rules anymore. And fuck, man, of course she doesn't take the high road but the one she goes down is not only satisfying but borderline righteous for the character and the audience.

On top of that, I truly cannot exaggerate how delighted I am that the show gave reasons to root for AND against both her and Oz. Neither of them are particularly good people but you completely understand where they're coming from and you find yourself wanting for them to succeed, even though one's success very much might mean the downfall of the other!! They have kind qualities alongside their cruel ones which work very well to humanize them.

With Oz, you understand what kind of person he is after only a few scenes. He will lie and schmooze his way to the top however he has to. He plays every side which puts him on the edge of danger and power constantly. Every time he's called out for not having a plan he doubles down on his confidence and acts scandalized even though he's absolutely talking out of his ass. He also takes care of his ailing mother and has spent his entire life being talked down to by anyone and everyone.

Sofia on the other hand, takes a while to unravel. And I love it. The point of her is that she's a mystery. A wild card. Slowly, you learn that she has ambitions, that she has suffered at the hands of others, that she has caused suffering with her own hands and that her family will never see her as anything but a problem. Visually, she is contrasted with Oz as smaller, frailer, younger. The narrative, like her own family, almost leads you to underestimate her. But with episode 4, the painting finally comes together. You see an ambitious young woman sharpened down into a jagged weapon and know that there is only one path left for her. You come away from the episode not feeling like she's an antagonist or a villain, but more like she's a secondary protagonist in a show that already has a fairly strong one.

tl;dr this show kinda fucks. The quality has surprised me in all the best ways possible and I'm genuinely excited to see more.

I got Oinkologne. I feel very delighted because I had a strong bond with the female Oinkologne in pokemon go. (Only I knew about that bond) I wouldn't say fuck yeah, but yeah.

spin this list of all of the pokemon. you are now that pokemon.

SHHHHHH YOU'RE BLOWING MY COVER-

Bad things/violence sf has surprisingly not experienced (a compulsive list I made)

cigarette burns

tortured in a chair (but has been tied to one)

impaled

gagged (but has been muted in other ways)

tortured with pliers, nails, screws, drills or other tools (but he has been tortured with saws)

attacked by fully feral animals (but he has been mauled by intelligent feral/anthro characters)

experimented on/used as a test subject

stitched/sewn incorrectly

exposed nerves (but he has nerve damage)

struck by a vehicle

cooked/been prepared as food (but has been treated like food and eaten raw/alive)

sacrificed

probably other things I can’t think of right now

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after I finish 63 ass. of my geography homework (currently (37/63)

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

Wait, so, you're leaving me hanging? Where's the link? @soggythecereal Don't just drop something and then leave-

will you join the anon discord server 🥺🥺🥺

Do I need to make a whole 'nother discord for this too? 😭