Golden Retriever Husband And His 2 Black Cat Partners Willing To Start A War Crime For Their Raccoon

TMNT Turtles adopting you

FLUFF MRMRMRM

you’re like 4-6 years old in each of these headcanons

i love them being father/brother figures 🥺🥺

+splinter being a gramp

i put too much effort into this shit

Leo

you were being cornered by two random dudes

child vs. two bozos in an alleyway? didn’t sound like a fair fight

how did you even get in the alleyway?

ngl he was pretty hesitant to save you bc he was worried that you would tell your parents

but then he realized that you were a literal child, so then he was fine with it

mf drops down from the top of a random building and starts threatening them

meanwhile,,was that superman?

holy shit you were being saved by superman

he looked a little different compared to that tv show you saw but it was aight :]

you didn’t even notice the two guys running away after a while because you were just staring at leo

“you okay, tiny?”

“...are you superman?”

who?? was he meant to say yes??

“um...yeah!”

mmm wrong answer

by the time he got back to the lair, you were latched onto his leg yelling “weeeee”

if he would be asked about what he was to you, he would explain that he was a foster parent until your actual parents started caring about you

the truth was that he was way too attached to ever let you go

especially after how you guys first encountered, you really think he’d give you up? hell no

you’ll try to grab his katana’s at some points

to which he has to take them away from you which evolves into you holding a grudge against him

to rebel against that, you’ll sneak away with his bandana when he isn’t looking

perfect plan

but you end up getting way too into wearing his bandana

you’ll pretend to be him and run around the lair showing his brothers until you catch leo’s attention

“grrrr... look daddy, i’m just like you!!”

his heart mELTS

YOU CALLED HIM DAD

YOU IDOLIZED HIM

OH GOD HE’S GONNA SOB

he has to take a step away from you for a bit and scream into a pillow

he’ll pick you up and spin you around 😭 legit he almost starts crying

“are you gonna save the day just like daddy some day?”

“yeah!!” 🥺🥺

he loves you so much but he’s so protective

he’ll freak tf out if he can’t find you anywhere

if it turns out that you were hanging out with your uncles and they didn’t tell leo, he’ll be mad at his brothers

“dad, can i go play with uncle raph/donnie/mikey?”

“no, daddy’s mad at them right now >:(“ he gets really petty

you think it’s really funny so even when he isn’t actually mad at his brother’s, he pretends to be a petty hoe

anything to hear that little laugh 💙

at some point he’ll try to fit you in his pocket

to which he’ll be disappointed that it doesn’t work

tiny pockets :(

his nickname for you is tiny

he likes to carry you around in the palm of his hand too

you’re just really tiny

and you’ll hear that a lot when you’re growing up

Raph

he was blowing off a steam when you found him, actually

he got into a fight with leo again

he starts beating tf out of those big shipping containers

the ones you’d see on container ships? yeah, one of those

midway through his temper tantrum,, *pitter patter*

he draws his sais way, ready for an ass-beating

he hadn’t had much action in a while anyways

and out comes peaking from behind a wall, a tiny infant

not a literal baby, but you come out of hiding and,, you’re a literal infant compared to his 6’0+ stature

he’s never fought a child before

he lowkey doesn’t know how to interact with you at first

he’s never seen a child in his life and that’s true besides his brothers

was he meant to threaten you first?? was that plan a??

he has the audacity to start threatening you in your face

he clearly doesn’t know the power you hold in your tiny hands compared to his puny objects

he’s so bad at threatening you that you don’t even understand a word he’s saying >:)

*bonk*

“did you..did you just hit me?”

you give off that innocent giggle that makes him melt into putty

oh he’s keeping you

“you got any parents, kid?”

“no”

“well good, because you’re mine now”

pulls up at the lair with you on his shoulders

badass father >:)

unlike leo, raph brags about being a father figure

he acts like a dick and shows off his fatherly title but he’s actually so fucking excited he feels so fuzzy and giddy

your laugh is so contagious to him, he literally has a laughing fit whenever you giggle n shit

he tries to get donnie to make you a custom bandana of your favorite color

donnie wants the “favorite uncle” title so he absolutely goes with it

when you finally get your bandana made, raph picks you up just like leo does and hypes you up

your own hype man

“are you gonna beat up bad guys just like daddy?”

“yeahhh!”

if raph has a pull-up bar, he loves putting you on his shoulders while he’s working out

speaking of workout shenanigans,,

since raph has that workout bench and weights, he once for the hell of it pretended that he was suffocating underneath the weight just to see your reaction

you ended up crying the first time he did it bc you thought he was gonna die :(

“daddy’s okay, it’s okay champ”

that was the first and final time he did that in front of you

never again

speaking of nicknames, he calls you champ

whenever you’re tired, he’ll quit whatever he’s doing and will come to nap with you

training? woops, gotta go 🏃‍♀️

eating? damn, save my food yall 🏃‍♀️

he churrs a lot to help you sleep too

he loves his little champ sm

Donnie

the one time he wasn’t cooped up in his room

the one time

literally just chilling on the roof of a random building when he dropped his bō staff on accident

couldn’t be worse :)

oh shit, a random kid’s coming around the corner :)

*abnormally large reptile drops from the roof*

“is this a stick?”

“s- stick?”

where are your parents- yeah you get the gist, he looks and sees nobody around the corner

oh well, kidnapping :))

he takes you back to the lair and has to explicitly explain why he kidnapped a child and why it was alright

doctor donnie in the sewer!

he does a full checkup on you to make sure you’re alright since you didn’t have any adult supervision

you end up getting really overwhelmed after a while which passes over to donnie

“hey hey hey! it’s ok, it’s ok-! here, do you wanna hold the stick?” this is an insult to his staff but he’d do anything to calm you down

and?? it works??

“stick :)” and you’re entertained for the next 30 minutes

and our favorite nerd adopts you on the spot

when he’s doing something on his computers, he’ll hold you in his lap while you get to watch him do whatever he’s doing

you get amazed at all the stuff that your dad looks up :’)

donnie loves the fact that you’re so curious even though it’s by nature

yknow those baby carriers that people strap their babies to their chests with??

this bitch

HE ENDS UP MAKING ONE SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU

“dad! i’m too old for that! >:(“

“please (y/n), just this once? for dad?”

it was actually a lot more fun than you thought

his brother’s jab at him for it but they all want a turn carrying you around sooner or later

this petty fuck says “no :)”

WITH A SMILE TOO

there have been many occasions where you steal his glasses

you end up copying his famous laugh and snort at some point (source)

you did end up breaking his bō staff at some point

donnie wasn’t really mad but you started to cry bc you were really guilty

you grabbed some duct tape from his desk and grabbed the broken staff

you tried to tape it back together as best as you could,,

when you went to bed, he stayed up repairing his staff

despite it being fully put back together, he still put duct tape where you did originally

so that it seemed like you helped :)

he calls you his little genius

why? because his biggest brag is you knowing random facts because you watched him researching

aw little genius in training, taking after your father 💜

even though he doesn’t cuss much,, the one time he did, you mimicked him

“raph, stop being an asshole”

“asshole?”

“NO”

he was very paranoid after that experience

Mikey

can a mutant dumbass take care of an infant dumbass? surprisingly, yes

he uhhh,,, he left the manhole cover off the hole returning to the lair

you crawled into the sewers and chased him down

why? ionknow big turtle man is cool :)

so when everyone sees a tiny child sliding down their slide, everyone immediately interrogates mikey

“did you leave the manhole uncovered, michelangelo?”

“hahaaa...woops :’))”

you recognize him as soon as you spot him, and you waddle towards him

which gives splinter an opportunity to question you, too

“where are your parents?”

“umm...him :)” *points at mikey*

“CAN WE KEEP IT?!”

insert a series of questions to mikey that just equal= “did it have any parents?”

all in all, he got to keep you

technical custody ig?

HE’LL TAKE YOU DOWN THE WATER SLIDE THEY HAVE

HE MIGHT GET IN TROUBLE BUT HE DOESNT CARE

splinter also has a soft spot for you so he let’s it slide no matter how many warnings you guys get

you accompany him on shenanigans and pranks

your pranks aren’t really prank, it’s usually just you asking if your uncles’ shoes are untied

they don’t even wear shoes but they go with it

you got most of your music taste from him

he once got an empty box from an alleyway bc he saw a video of a cat jumping into a box

and he lowkey wondered if you would do the same

so he brought it back to the lair...and it was on sight

you sprinted away from wherever you were to sit in that box

whenever he has a bad day, he’ll remember that :)

speaking of collecting things, he’ll collect a lot of things for you

you have a collection of bracelets, necklaces, and you even have your own skateboard!

mikey doesn’t let you use it tho

the last time you tried to use it, you got hurt

you have to hear him say dad jokes a lot

EVEN THOUGH HE GETS SCOLDED...he’ll take you to the halloween parades with you on his shoulders

he’ll probably steal one of his brother’s bandana’s too, just so you match him

“stay in the shadows goddamnit” but parade 🥺🥺

you’re his little ‘sunshine’

he calls april your aunt and makes casey your extra uncle

raph can and will make jokes about you both sharing the same iq

and that’s why he’s your least favorite uncle /j

you became a cat person because of mikey

he would show you videos of cats to help calm you down with temper tantrums

he does the same thing that raph does to help you sleep

he churrs a lot because you said that it sounds like he’s a cat (purring) and he found out that it helps you fall asleep faster

he was also the main cause of you having a cat phase,,when you grow up, he’ll recall that specific phase just to embarrass you

Grandpa Splinter

he heard out your father’s troubles when he first took you in

leo was scared that he would get too attached to you and that you would end up getting hurt because of him

raph thought that his anger issues would end up with you getting hurt at some point

donnie thought he would accidentally treat you like an object/wouldn’t be able to communicate well with you

mikey thought he wouldn’t be someone you could depend on because he wasn’t as strong as his brothers

he feels like an old fart when you come into his life

he was furious at his sons when they took you in

cuz y’know, human and all

you grew on him tho and he just acts like he’s still mad at his kids

to get back at him, the 4 purposefully start calling him “grandpa splinter” whenever they saw him

which passed over to you

so whenever you saw him, you would run to him, calling him “grandpa splinter” with grabby hands

absolutely tells you about your dad when he was a child

they get embarrassed cuz they all did dumb shit as kid

he‘ll tell you about his son’s triumphs and how they saved the world twice

he’s a damn proud father

he marks your equivalent of the hashi as “the corner”

and on your 13th birthday, splinter plans to give you your own weapon of choice and wants to teach you the same training lessons he taught his sons

they don’t approve of it though,,

Fuck ai thanks for that

AI disturbance overlays for those who don't have Ibis paint premium. found them on tiktok

Avatar Infection Au Infected types/stages

Infected research: Types/Stages

A guide to the different types of infected we’ve come across and the different stages of some of them, this is all we have seen and heard of for now

Type 1- Walkers Walkers are not as dangerous but are still cautious. These infected may look like na’vi at first glance but their bodies are covered with scars, open wounds, and have similar features to that of the human zombie that is in fiction.

They are one of the most common and if their prey is seen and heard they will immediately go into kill mode. Most of them posses some unique ability’s apart from others, such as being capable of speech, speed, excellent hearing, strength, and even intelligence. Other abilities that are not as common can only be found in at lest one infected, which is how some get labeled with names, such as The Mimmic, Screecher, The Prowler, and others yet to be named. Stage 1- Patient will get one or more of the known symptoms and will look very sickly and will be pretty weak Stage 2- Patient will experience weird behavior and changes with the body Stage 3- Patient will start will lose the motivation/will to speak and sometimes start lashing out at others during this stage Stage 4- Patient starts to lose control of mind and will mindlessly attacking and even eating others Stage 5- Body is mostly deformed and rotting, patient is already too far gone and is at the final stage Type 2- Crawlers Crawlers are similar to Walkers, but there limbs are weak or too deformed and can’t use them properly, so they have to drag themselves to get around Their the second most common infected and can also be classified as a Walker but the right use for that is Slow Walker, cause they are not as fast. They might also posses unique ability’s that Walkers have. Some commonly have decaying limbs that hang on the body pretty loosely, and or have limbs showing bone and rotting flesh. Some Crawlers also have no legs and half on their lower body is missing, so there arms are what they rely on. But they could also have no arms and only legs, they’re have been a few cases were they have no limbs at all but have been adapted to move with out them. No walker have been reported to have abnormal unique abilities. Stage 1- Patient will start to get one of the know symptoms (much like Walkers) Stage 2- Patient will start to get wired behavior and show a serious amount of body changes Stage 3- Showing of body decay and rot. Limbs will also show signs of failure Stage 4- Patient will start to attack and eat others and start to lose control Stage 5- Patient his far gone and possibly has lost limbs or limbs have decay and rot all over

Type 3- Stalkers Stalkers are the most creepiest of the infected and have disoriented faces, and are the quietest of the infected. Much like the most of the infected they seem to be taller than the average by a few inches, they go in groups, easier to catch their prey that way. If you are caught in the gaze of at least one, pray to Eywa you can run fast enough. They also have a weird disoriented laugh, like it’s a game for them to chase others down, or they know the prey in front of them has no chance and they mock that. Stage 1- Patient Will start to get known symptoms Stage 2- They will start to show body changes (mainly in growth and on face) Stage 3- Voice will sound weird over time and have refused to eat or drink Stage 4- Patient will regain hunger but will eat flesh Stage 5- The process is done, they will start to eat anything that moves on sight Type 4- Sirens These are the only infected that have been seen in the ocean clans. They can both walk on land and swim in the water.

They have been seen having a number of phissical changes, their tails rotting but yet seem strong, there arms being a rotting sharp lie way, their eyes looking like something from an underwater beast, the theeth are sharper to easily tear threw flesh and even bone. They are still fast in the water and can be able to hold their breaths longer, and are very stealthy to grab their prey and drag them underwater.

Stage 1- Parient will experience one of the symptoms, and show weird splotches on arms, tail, legs/feet (might be new symptom but has only been seen in Ocean Na’vi)

Stage 2- Splotches I’ll get more visible and has developed a harsh thrist, and shows slight changes in the body

Stage 3- Starts to get very hungry and dosn’t have much strength, will be laying down and breathing slowly at this stage

Stage 4- Behavior will change and starts to get drawn to the water for some odd reason

Stage 5- Is gone and will be completely changed phissicaly and mentally, they will start attacking people and or retreat to the water

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OUR LAST LIL ADVENTURER IS IN!

With lil Raphie here, the gang's ready for a day out!

He will be knitting his way in our hearts! With the help of his emotional support teddy and his chewing toys, he's ready to overcome his anxiety!

Mikey / Donnie / Leo

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That said, I wanna thank y'all again for the 1k followers! Next time y'all hear from me (other than reblogs) will be with the DTIYS!

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💫To Be A Man💫

Thrilled I get to post my part of @ghostsharkpress ‘s transology zine before pride month ends. Our prompt was to recontextualize a formative childhood cartoon through the lense of transness/gncness.

These are thoughts I’ve had spilling around in my head for a while and seeing how important Treasure Planet was for me as a kid I thought it would be perfect. I always struggled with the fact I don’t really have any older male guide or figure to learn myself from so as a kid I tried to mimic the masculinity of shows or my peers. Growing older and wanting to step out of boyhood has really been a journey of self discovery and self worth and I’m really proud of the person I’m becoming.

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Filibusterfrog Worldbuilding etc. Masterpost

some links for you folks, easy access, mostly added in order of completion

General worldbuilding

Half elves’ Home Made Families

The Orc Smear Campaign

Orc Smear Campaign Updated

Chameleon Dragonborn

Elf Hair

Elf Hair Updated

Dwarf Hair

Albinism pt 1/ pt 2

Halflings and Adoption

Prosthesis

Disease

Magic Seals

How magic works

Elf Eyes

Magic tattoos

Tiefling Horns (+ cultural practices)

Fae carapaces

Changelings

Glowing Elf Hair

Plague Doctors

Plague doctors updated

plague doctors pt 2

Kobolds!

Undead Druids

Eldest Elves

aasimar and tiefling traits

bugbears and bodypaint

Undead core classes

Gnomes

Goblin Diet

Hybrids

Tieflings

Dragonborn 

Orcs                                  

Wood Elves

Drow

Dwarves

Tabaxi

Aasimar

Kobolds

Halflings

Genasi

Living Islands

Eggs

Islands pt 1

Desert Biome

Islands part 2

Bestiary

Packs

Explorers Pack

Priests Pack

Burglars Pack

Entertainers Pack

Dungeoneers Pack

Diplomats Pack

Monster hunters pack

Spell Scars

Cantrips

1st level

(1st level updated)

2nd level 

(2nd level updated)

3rd level

4th level

5th level

6th level

7th level

8th level

9th level

Commissioned

Catalogues for toe-in-the-water furries and monsterfuckers

Cats

Metallic Dragons

Chromatic Dragons

Harpies

Cervitaurs (deer-centaur)

½ Minotaur/ quarter bulls

Seasonal Fae

Dream fae

Dryads

tiefling horns (1) (2)

Doggys

Fish

Eldritch horrors

Horses :)

Kenku

Tritons

;^; ❤️

tsireya fainted from tenderness

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YES YES YES YES YES YYYYYEEEEESSSSS !🌟

I wasn't gonna share this again until it was finished, but I'm kinda running out of ideas.

Do you guys have any ideas on what else to do with the parts I haven't used?

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Curly Talks: To Anya

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You know the art Block is bad when I'm drawing Hazbin Hotel

So Angel Dust redesign!!! I don't really have like. Beef with his colors, mostly just the design itself is like ehhhhh like it's ALRIGHT but it works better for someone who isn't. What angel is

So! Gave him some more meat on his bones, I know the drugs he takes would probably make him like super thin But. I don't give a shit

Added a lot more Val centric details so he looks, ya know, more owned by him. Gold is also added around cus Val wants his pet to look nice

I don't feel that Angel is one for a suit, like ik he died in the late 1940s when men always wore suits but he's been in hell long enough to change it up like bffr. But also I think as Angel separates from Val he would actually become more covered, as a way to reclaim his own body and autonomy!

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