“cmere Boy”

i know ive talked about it before but chat noir a scarabella from the start...

adrien and alya best friends but also consider

marinette and nino best friends

usually adrien and alya are the "calm" friends that reground marinette and nino but...

imagine just how chaotic marinette and nino are coming up with insane theories and never once glancing over twice if it could actually be possible

adrien and alya still get into whatever headspace they do but they can reground themselves and the other can just knock them back into place

anyway ill like make stuff for this just because i think this could be hilarious

adrien and alyas problems consist of:

adrien: i cant ask out marinette because she doesnt like me i think

alya: boy cut that shit out and hand her some flowers

and marinette and nino are running on 3 hours of sleep at a white board like:

nino: so adrien and alya hang out alot and sneak off together...

marinette: OH GOD YOU THINK THEY'RE DATING???

nino: YOU THINK???

This is the funniest fucking thing anyone has added to any of my posts

Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve

@poemeater i dreamt about your shinso series and woke up feeling better. :3

my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator

my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency

they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”

and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”

and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”

“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”

“oh i’m having a heart attack”

my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes

like, “what is your emergency?”

“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”

“… is it… your blood?”

“yes i think so”

“do you know where it’s coming from?”

“probably the stab wound”

“have you been stabbed?”

“oh yah definitely”

more sketches!!!

The reason why I adore ALL tddk but why I especially find Shouto x Quirkless!Izuku so compelling is that. they're just-

Izuku with the hard-won victories and the barely-hidden Ambition that thrums in his veins. And Shouto who know the price of ambition but also knows exactly what it means when Izuku discards it in favour of helping him. Izuku- who was never really saved, who still prays, hopes, wishes and never actually expects anyone to show up, who sends the text in Hosu like it's a silly little ritual he has to complete. And Shouto who ditches everything and everyone and comes running. You came//You called. Izuku who smiles politely and Shouto who calls the chief of police a Mangy Mutt. Izuku who was raised on Full Internet Access and Shouto who had just discovered Memes and is unreasonably delighted about it.

and. they're just. A boy who is bluntly, tragically honest and another who is made of white lies. A boy with the power of god at his fingertips and a boy with nothing but his raised fists. A masterpiece and a defect. A boy in chains and a boy with all the freedom that a very tall building provides.

oh and they're both awkward, blushing messes. they're idiots. they're bestfriends. they're late-night arguments over Conspiracy Theories. They are so intense and unintentionally hilarious. They're sun-and-moon coded. They're deep-seated abandonment issues and a difficulty in letting anything go. They're hands, hands, hands. They're two pieces of rubble whose jagged edges fit. They're bury my feet in cement cause I'm never leaving you. They're I'm sorry I didn't know you when we were kids. I would have iced the bruises on your back. They ARE SOULMATES-

yes they are strong because people have hurt them in ways and they have pushed through it all and not killed themselves, you saying all of this shit and all of this bigotry is the reason that MILLIONS of trans TEENAGERS have killed themselves. me being a trans teen, (ftnb) i have tried and almost succeeded in suicide multiple times because of christian's like you. i'm not saying that all christian's are bad, because a lot of christian's i know (hence my best friend) are very nice and accepting. but when you misgender people, they will actually go into crisis because it hurts them and they feel like they are doing stuff wrong by presenting themselves wrong and might have the feeling of killing themselves. (my experience, not everyone's)

Trans people will literally go on and on about how tough and bold they are, yet the second somebody misgenders them they go through an existential crisis