me with silvermistanimelover
(i may not be spelling that right.)
crazy how fanfic authors drop the most beautiful and gorgeous pieces of work ever, leaving you speechless and sobbing at three in the morning as you quietly contemplate the masterpiece you just read
and they don’t get paid for it they just do it because they’re having fun and they want to share their joy with you
like I would literally die for all of you fanfic authors out there reblog to swear your allegiance to fanfic authors
was originally gonna do a redesign of Luz from The Owl House, but did my own thing. (nah. ima do my own thing) if anyone has any like suggestions on how to do this stuff better, please give them to me 🙏🙏🙏
Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
One hand blogging the other strokin that thang 💯💯
not at all. make a flippy floppy
does anyone mind if i make flippy floppy
my bf has many interesting stories and observations from his new job as a 911 operator
my favorite is how meandering people are, even in the midst of a terrible emergency
they respond to “what is the emergency” with “well, the thing is, four weeks ago–”
and then he’s like “WHAT IS THE EMERGENCY RIGHT NOW”
and they’re like “so what happened this morning was, i said to my wife, i said–”
“WHAT IS CURRENTLY HAPPENING AT THIS MOMENT”
“oh i’m having a heart attack”
my second favorite is how specific he has to get sometimes
like, “what is your emergency?”
“i’m sitting in a pool of blood.”
“… is it… your blood?”
“yes i think so”
“do you know where it’s coming from?”
“probably the stab wound”
“have you been stabbed?”
“oh yah definitely”
One of my favorite thing I’ve learned about animals studies is that you should avoid using colorful leg bands when you’re banding birds because you can accidentally completely skew the data because female birds prefer males with colorful bands
Apparently if you put a red band on a male red wing blackbird his harem size can double
So like you can completely frick up the natural reproduction of a group of birds by giving a guy a bracelet so stylish that females CANNOT resist him
Hc that it was actually James who was obsessed with chocolate and that's why Remus brought it to Hogwarts and offered it to Harry, hoping he might be the same and being able to cheer him up with it just like he used to with James.
hey check this out *dies in front of you in every universe*
Dudes healthcare is so fake. My ADHD meds are $940 without insurance. But they gave me a website of "coupons" which straight up looks like a scam website, and I got it today for $60! Just a coupon from a random website and it was $900 cheaper. America, I am confusion!! America explain!!
i draw! i do take commissions but i need to know if you want a full coloured drawing or a sketch :3
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