my take on talia is that she is as unhinged as mischa. look, all we know about her is that:
• she and mischa were, quote, mad passionate online lovers. on facebook and twitter. in ukrainian. was it like а-ах мішенька не зупиняйся🥵 or more of a *ніжно цілує твої губи під пісні вокарчука*??
• she found him through his youtube channel called bad egg and wrote mostly positive feedback on his video. the girl spends her free time watching badly autotuned music videos about booze and bitches. she probably makes them too
• she styles her hair like julia fucking tymoshenko. not just that this hairstyle is super hard to make, but also what sane person would chose to resemble tymoshenko??
• she agreed to marry mischa (or mb even proposed herself) at the ripe age of 18, upon never seeing him irl and probably knowing him for less than a year if not a few months
• she consciously shortened her name from natalia to talia. this was, for all i know, never done before. also talia means waist in ukrainian so there’s that
• and her middle name (?) is legit made up. were her parents pranksters by any chance? cause the fuck is moruska
• did i mention that she choose MISCHA BACHINSKI?? i mean who wouldn’t but still
verdict: she and mischa had to be separated because keeping them on one continent could’ve resulted in irreparable consequences such as everyone starting to use bro as a pronoun and dying of prolonged exposure to swagness
I feel like they would be friends
misha and talya as ukrainian political memes because that’s literally them
“misha it fucking sucked do it again/misha you have a boring face no-one will give you money”(dubbed version) (subbed version)
and “god help me/it all disappeared/i have the wrong thing on the prompter” (original)
I can proudly say that I have an old truck parked near my home with "russian warship, go fuck yourself" graffiti on it
Literally no English-speaking people know this so I wanna share because I think it's the funniest shit ever
Y'know the quote "russian warship, go fuck yourself" that a Ukrainian guy said on the Snake Island? It became very popular among Ukrainians and was referenced in many other countries.
Ukrainians designed lots of merchandise with it, like stamps and patches, a lot of which was directed at charity early on. Then somebody made this:
The design aims to make the word "go" resemble the Ukrainian trident (coat of arms)
However, at some point people started using it without the russian warship part a lot more often. So I present to you this "patriotic mug", "patriotic pendant", and a "patriotic pillow" all of which say "go fuck yourself"
the full phrase was also very commonly displayed on billboards uncensored... there were a lot more important things to worry about other than keeping street ads appropriate lol
I feel like saying "idi nahui" lost all its offensiveness idk when I hear it I think of the meme 💀💀
Thank youuuu
As I'm approaching my finals, I have to summon the strength of my favorite stem girls
Where are you sitting?
They are so dramatic, I can't
Also Martha and Hendrerson actually danced!!! Now I can live happily!!
Kinda wish there would be more Twilight and Anya in this chapter but it's okay, I believe we will get it soon
January is finally over!! The year actually begins! I can live!! There're only 4 weeks till spring!
To all protesters in Sakartvelo I hope you are well and I hope you will succeed
🇬🇪 Happy Independence Day to Georgia, where people continue to protest against foreign agents bill
Photo by Ezz Gaber
it’s based on an outdated joke but i thought it was funny :> hehe
you can read it here! hope you enjoy :)
WAIT WAIT WAIT
Her ACTUAL name was rozzum? I watched it in ukrainian dub and in ukrainian 'розум' (rozum) means mind/intelligence. I thought her name was intelligence unit 7134