He Bite

some type of deja-vú….

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

happy late lesbian day🔥💪💪

yaya

Only ever meant to Watch

would you believe me if i said they were married and had seventeen kids

kenshi would do anything for him B')

Hugs

Chapter 9 of my spideypool fic grief and guillotines is out!

If you’re new to the fic, here’s what you can expect!

Childish banter, begrudging friends to lovers, idiots to lovers, heavy angst/hurt comfort, a deep dive into grief, death, and the effects it has on our relationships, and gay people!

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