Sally Face Caregiver Headcannons!

ok let's make something very clear: Taylor Swift is not a baddie.

she a spoiled white woman who grew up very wealthy and who's individual carbon footprint is larger than the entirety of some small nations.

you know who is a southern baddie? Dolly Parton.

grew up in absolute poverty in a shack with dirt floors

(TS has a rich family and spent every Xmas in NYC)

modeled her style after the town trollop, who she thought was the most beautiful woman in the world, and embraced her sexuality.

(TS retains the image of the young innocent virgin white girl despite being 35 years old and every one of her songs is about a man)

wrote a song about the stupidity of the American work system

(TS is a billionaire with two private jets)

has supported the queer community for decades even through some of its darkest times like the AIDS crisis

(TS uses the queer community like a prop)

started a scientific organization to help cure viruses like AIDS and that even helped develop the Covid vaccine

(TS made the last superbowl all about her becauses she was dating one of the players)

has run a charity since 1995 that sends millions of books to children in poverty, particularly the rural south where she grew up

(TS has done nothing for the south and its problems despite her southern belle persona)

"But she told off Trump! Thats something!"

Honey thats the absolute bare minimum.

That's telling someone 'bless you' after they sneeze.

That's holding the door open for someone in a wheelchair.

Thats waving back to a little kid when they wave at you.

It takes 0 risk and 0 effort and should not be a point of praise.

"Well her southern fans and sponsors didn't like it."

So? Woman is a billionaire with connections all over the world. She literally doesn't need them.

Bottom line: Taylor Swift remains an egotistical bourgeoisie white cunt who should be known for her pollution levels instead of her mid music.

While Dolly remains the bad bitch she's been since the 1970s.

god i fucking need him so bad you guys dont understand

im like if travis phelps was transgender

lowkey how I imagine travs' family dynamic

Hello ! :) hope you’re doing fine ! Can we maybe have a Larry Johnson with a goth girlfriend ? 🥹

A/n: Hi, I hope you're doing well. I'm sorry this took so long, I completely forgot I had this request. I hope you enjoy.

Tags: Fem! Reader, Larry is 18, mentions of harassment, goth! Reader, metalhead Larry, headcanons, Larry is a canonical stoner.

Larry Johnson W/ a goth girlfriend

This man is psyched when he sees another alterative person in Nocksfell.

Larry's a metalhead who'd love a goth girlfriend and when he finds you he'd just fall head over heals.

Surprisingly, he'd be quite nervous and Sal will have to encourage him to go speak to you.

When he does gather the courage to start a conversation, he'd practically be dumping all his goth knowledge on you so you know for sure that he's in the scene.

He doesn't want to seem like one of those guys who wants a "goth girlfriend"

Any "weird" hobbies you might have like taxidermy or anything similar, he's 100% supportive of. If you show it off to him, he'll be loud in his support, talking about how "cool" it is.

You're one of the few people he feels comfortable showing off some of his more gorey art to. Of course he shows his art of to his friends and his mom but, some of the more morbid stuff he keeps to himself because he knows others might not understand it.

He'd be grinning ear to ear when you praise him for his work. He'd even find himself painting more so he'll have more to show you.

If you're a trad goth, he'll 100% help you with your make-up. He'll probably end up giving you one wing comically larger than the other but he tries and that's what counts.

He'll even ask if you can paint his face.

Listens to more gothic music for you.

If anyone, particularly Travis, harrases you for your style or the way you look he'll get super defensive. Asking if they have a problem and if they do they better bring it to him not you.

In a similar vain, if you're not a trad goth and you get told you're not a "real" goth, this man is going bananas. Granted he's never actually seen that many goth people in person but, he thinks you're goth enough for him (and anyone with a brain, he says).

If you go to events, best believe he's going with you. He finds the goth culture so interesting and really wants to know more.

He'd also love to introduce you to the metal scene, if you're not already in it.

If you agree, he'll take you out to concerts and introduce you to new bands.

He's very protective of you when he takes you to concerts, though. Unfortunately, like a lot of spaces, while the metal scene is quite accepting of most individuals and women, it isn't exactly the safest, especially at gigs and mosh pits.

He's seen people being pushed to the side, treated rather roughly, and sometimes even gropped before and he doesn't want that to happen to you so he keeps you close.

On another note, he definitely gives you weed if you ask for it. Larry is a canonical stoner and he isn't shy about it. Practically everyone in Nocksfell knows Larry's on the stuff.

You'll both be on the trip of your lives after what he gets for you to smoke

You dont know where he gets them from but it's some pretty good stuff. Although, you see him and Todd's dad talk alot so that might explain it.

In the end, he enjoys having a partner who's into the same kinda things he is and he'd love to learn more about you're style and interests.

I hope you enjoyed, if you did please like and reblog ♥

hi! could you pls write some fluffy hcs for sal fisher seeing male/gn!reader in a skirt? ty !!

Agshafsh this is my favorite ask so far-

Skirts

Fic Type: Headcannons

Character: Sal Fisher

Fandom: Sally Face

Sal is very much a 'where whatever clothing you feel comfortable in'. He wears the same black sweatshirt and maroon pants for like... the whole game, so clothes are definitely a matter of comfort in his opinion.

Sweatpants? Absolutely. Jeans? Sure. Basketball shorts even in the dead of a New Jersey winter? Go for it but don't freeze. A skirt? Oh absolutely, go for it!

His reaction also slightly depends on the length of the skirt. Knee length or higher? He is definitely looking at your legs. Below knee length? He will definitely spin you around just for fun

He is very much the kinda guy to start dancing with you randomly whenever he's bored, and the skirt makes it more fun, because he will spin you just to see the skirt twirl and he finds it entertaining

He thinks skirts are cool and interesting and the fact that you, a non female person, are so comfortable wearing one makes him proud to know you

He will in fact steal your skirts though so beware

There's also so many different types of skirts?? He's partial to circle skirts because of the floof and twirl factor but he thinks it's interesting how many different styles exist

This guy is the best hype man ever, is always giving you compliments and hyping you up

watch, it was actually for larry this whole time and trav was just beefing with sal because he was jealous of how close they were

my beef with the sally face fandom is the fact that you guys convinced me the note you'd find in the bathroom by travis, was for sal

no it wasn't, at least not canonically

but i was gaslighted until i looked into the wiki

Please god, don't let the only hugs I ever got be from when I was small.

realizations were made today

I hate how people are ignoring the fact that there is a canonical reason for humans having 4 fingers + no noses in adventure time. all Your fanart is great but christ did you even watch the series? are you even paying attention?? like thats not just a silly little stylistic choice. That was intentional and there's an actual reason behind it