Argue With The Wall

if I had a nickel for every time I fixated on a interdimensional selfcest old man yaoi ship I would have 2 nickels, which isnt a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

I DID A VERY BRAVE THING TODAY EVERYPONY CLAP

now who the fuck said this, don't be shy come forward

Sal, do you think that if there's facial reconstruction surgery, there's the opposite?

like

facial fuckup surgery

for those that are like

idfk

have BIID or smth and are very dysphoric with having a "normal" face?

-someone who really wants to get reverse reconstruction

"I..." *Looks away* "I-I don't know...."

realizations were made today

cackling over this

yeah😞

erm bazinga

Sheldon?

i’m sorry if this has been done before, anyway happy gay month and stuff

the concept of cuteness aggression is so funny. awww you're adorable I need to hurt you

so this might be the funniest thing ive ever seen

jesus no

HAII!!! If you’re taking requests at the moment could you maybe so a sal fisher x trans (FtM) reader of maybe their top surgery reveal?? 🥹

Hell yeah lets go!!

Sorry this took so long

Better Days (Are Here)

Characters: Sal Fisher x Reader

Fic Type: Short Form

Fandom: Sally Face

Larry came to pick you up, mainly because you wanted to keep your surgery a bit of a secret (Sal knew what was going on, but the actually success of the surgery was the surprise). Also, he was the only one with a vehicle.

You hadn't seen Sal in a little while. You'd been kept in the hospital for a few days while you recovered from your surgery, and were about to head back to the house you and Sal shared with Todd and his boyfriend.

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"Thanks for the ride, dude. I appreciate it a lot." You gave Larry a gentle side hug, and he smiled.

"No problem, little dude. Glad to know everything worked out for the best!" You got out of the car, and waved goodbye as he drove back to the apartments. Time to head in.

You walked past the stairs and towards your's and Sal's shared bedroom, only to stop and pet Gizmo on your way, and then get caught by Sal.

"(Y/N), you're back!" You look up at him, and you can tell he's grinning based on how his mask is sitting on his face.

"Yeah, Larry came to get me." You smile back at him, slowly getting up from your position on the floor. You were sore, ridiculously so.

"You pick up your prescriptions yet?" He tilted his head, and you nodded, holding up the tote bag you had brought with you to the hospital.

"Yep, got everything I need! I have to go back in a week to get the drainage tubes removed and from there we'll figure out when I need to come back in again." He nods, grabbing the bag from you and putting it beside the door to your room.

"What were the instructions you were given?" You follow him slowly into the kitchen, sitting down at the table as he put the tea kettle on to boil, grabbing two mugs down from the cabinet.

"Take it easy for the next couple of days, no lifting anything above 5 lbs for the next week and a half, and I can't lift my arms that far so I'll need help with getting dressed and bathing." There's a brief silence as he watches you for a second.

"I'm so proud of you. You took a huge step. And I can't wait to see how things work out in the future for you." His voice was soft as he spoke to you, back turned as he started making your tea.

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It was nice, you decided, as you sat across from each other in a comforting silence, drinking your tea and watching the sunset through the kitchen window.

You liked this. You hoped you could sit across him watching the sun set together forever.