“kill Them With Kindness” WRONG. Pk Starstorm 💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫💫🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙🌙⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟✨✨✨✨🌟🌟🌟🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐🪐💫💫💫💫💫🌟⭐️⭐️💫💫💫💫⭐️⭐️🌙🌙🪐🪐☄️☄️☄️🌙🌙🌙⭐️⭐️🌟

now who the fuck said this, don't be shy come forward

Sal, do you think that if there's facial reconstruction surgery, there's the opposite?

like

facial fuckup surgery

for those that are like

idfk

have BIID or smth and are very dysphoric with having a "normal" face?

-someone who really wants to get reverse reconstruction

"I..." *Looks away* "I-I don't know...."

Bazinga

I cast TESTICULAR TORSION! hopefully you will reconsider referencing sheldon cooper in my presence next time

this fandom makes me feel like a feral monkey thrashing around in its enclosure, every once in a while im satiated with a banana (fanart and hcs/fics) but then after so long i go right back to committing acts of violence (spamming and annoying everyone)

thank you :0 ur pretty too i thinnks /pp (haha pp)

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picrew chain!!!

Do your irl self and your favorite color in the background! Using this picrew

And don't forget to tag some folks!

@the-worm-machine @tarnacop-machine @pagenysaxiphoner @sweet-mango-child @n3komachine @bobanchikn

hi! could you pls write some fluffy hcs for sal fisher seeing male/gn!reader in a skirt? ty !!

Agshafsh this is my favorite ask so far-

Skirts

Fic Type: Headcannons

Character: Sal Fisher

Fandom: Sally Face

Sal is very much a 'where whatever clothing you feel comfortable in'. He wears the same black sweatshirt and maroon pants for like... the whole game, so clothes are definitely a matter of comfort in his opinion.

Sweatpants? Absolutely. Jeans? Sure. Basketball shorts even in the dead of a New Jersey winter? Go for it but don't freeze. A skirt? Oh absolutely, go for it!

His reaction also slightly depends on the length of the skirt. Knee length or higher? He is definitely looking at your legs. Below knee length? He will definitely spin you around just for fun

He is very much the kinda guy to start dancing with you randomly whenever he's bored, and the skirt makes it more fun, because he will spin you just to see the skirt twirl and he finds it entertaining

He thinks skirts are cool and interesting and the fact that you, a non female person, are so comfortable wearing one makes him proud to know you

He will in fact steal your skirts though so beware

There's also so many different types of skirts?? He's partial to circle skirts because of the floof and twirl factor but he thinks it's interesting how many different styles exist

This guy is the best hype man ever, is always giving you compliments and hyping you up

i just read the worst SF fanfic of my fucking life, it was so bad i couldnt put it down

good thing he's already in a cemetery

i was reminiscing about my quarantine era obsessions so i had to draw my #1 babygirl of 2020

im getting whiplash

Not beating the robofucker allegations tonight

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out! :3

i dont think i even really know 8 people but THANK YOUU heres a complementary cat :0